Bolo quotes from Final Space

Come forth, Gary.

Gary

Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay. This is new.

In order to face what's ahead, you need to face what's inside of you.

Gary

Oh, look! - There's a Construction Hat Gary.

Hey!

Gary

There's an Eagle-Faced Gary.

Hi!

Gary

Cookie-Headed Gary.

What's up?

Gary

Oh, my gosh! Little Micro Gary.

Hey!

Gary

Who's that?

That's the Amazing Mustache Gary.

Gary, you're never gonna be able to grow one of these. A thick, rich, luscious mustache. Oh, it feels so gooooood!

Gary

Yo! Bolo!

Gary, have you obtained the dimensional keys?

Gary

We have. But! Before we get to that, real quick, I need to know something - you playing us? My mom was contacted by a buddy of yours. Does the Titan Oreskis ring any bells?

Oreskis? Not that guy?!

Gary

Yeah, that guy.

[growls] Frickin' dickbag! And that was before his mind got poisoned. He is not to be trusted.

Nightfall

Hey, we're not sure you can be trusted.

Gary

He says you're evil and you're gonna destroy a bunch of important crap if you're freed.

He said that?! Did he also tell you that he seduced my first love, Jill, and gave her a raging case of upipiums?!

Gary

Upipiums? The hell is that?

The worst! Makes you leak actual lava out of your peehole.

Gary

Oh... that is horrifying.

The cranberry pills only made it worse!

The fortress of the Titan Oreskis.

Mooncake

Chookity?

Yes! It's time for revenge! This dickbag stole my first love, Jill. And for that, we murder him! Oreskis, show yourself! I know you know the sound of my voice!

[emerges] Bolo. I see your dimensional keys did the trick of freeing you, old friend.

"Old friend"?! You left me to rot within that prison for eons!

You betrayed your kind.

You've been blinded by Invictus.

No, old friend. My eyes are clear. You just failed to be inspired.

You know why I've come.

Is this about Jill?

Hell yeah, it's about Jill! Has she mentioned me?

Maybe she has... maybe she hasn't.

You die now! And when I'm done, I will kill Invictus.

You must be the "Mooncake".

Mooncake

Pok!

We've heard so much about you. You're very, very special.

Mooncake

[uneasily] Umm...

Enough! Let the fight begin!

Gary is no hero his father was. He will be the death of everything [a Bolo steps in]: Oh, he doesn't mean that. The stars will fall dark because of you [another Bolo intervenes]: That's rude. He will silence everything and everyone

Gary

the tone of these is beginning to change, quite a bit.

What the hell are upipiums? Scuba divers do it underwater! My summer house is a dodecagon. I am not your hypotenuse to triangulate.