GaryI'm gonna break a Titan out of interdimensional prison. Sticking around?
Gary
Yo. My ship, my seat.
Then you leave me no choice...
[Cut to Clarence sitting in Gary's lap]
Gary
Ow. Clarence, why is there a pack of Smarties...? [disgusted] Oh! Oh, Clarence!
It's still my Money Compass. I'm just excited to be at the controls! Grabbing life by its succulent...!
Gary
OH, CLARENCE, WILL YOU GET THE HELL OFF ME?!
It's a big ship. Could be Raiders. Could be the Burner Tribe.
Gary
Oh, Raiders? Ooh, yeah. Okay, Burner Tribe? Could have been a little bit of Burner Tribe...
Let's just hope it's not the Chomper Club.
Gary
The Chomper Club?
Or half of us will be killed, skinned, and eaten alive.
Gary
Skinned and eaten alive, that's the whole... the whole gamut there, okay. Well, you got a real sunny disposition.
I have a partly cloudy disposition with a high in the mid-60s.
Ooh, that sounds like a perfect day.
[During a flashback of Ash seeing her sister Harp being sacrificed to Werthrent]
[narrating] They made me watch. Something became unleashed inside of me...
Gary
Oh, your thingy-thing?
[annoyed] Yes, dude, my "thingy-thing".
[In the flashback, Ash angrily releases a wave of dark energy, accidentally killing her parents]
Gary
Oh, wow. Okay, so you killed your parents?
[sarcastic] Yeah, and that makes me a bad person, right? Oh, look at me, I'm a parent killer! Watch out!
Gary
Uh, oh, sorry, my bad. I didn't mean parent killer in a judgmental way--
Oh, so when you said "parent killer", you meant "Great job, Ash!" How is that not judgmental?!
Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!
[Flames surround the crew and Werthrent appears]
Oh my God, that's a huge snake!
You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!
WWerthrent
But she serves me so well...
WWerthrent
But why, when I can have you both?
Gary
Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!
[Werthrent hisses at him]
Gary
[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!
Gary
Like the fries! We're the fries.
Gary
You want to be the dipping sauce?
I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.
And I can be a napkin! Hooray!
Gary
Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!
Gary
I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!
Gary
So you're leaving. Again.
I think we both knew this was never meant to be forever. Right?
Gary
Can I ask you one thing? Why don't you want anything to do with me?
Truth? The day I lost your dad, my heart shattered. Whatever was left was too small to love anything anymore.
Gary
Yeah. See, I would have taken even a tiny piece - just one piece.
Yeah. Maybe in another life, eh? But not this one. I'll see you around, kiddo.
AArachnitech
When Mooncake left Final Space, he created a cosmic imbalance that weakened the walls of Final Space, making your world vulnerable to the onslaught of Titans, and their master, Invictus. As we speak, the walls holding them back are crumbling. Unless balance is restored, all will be lost.
YOU CANNOT HOLD ME… I'M COMING… I'M COMING…
AArachnitech
Mooncake must be returned. Now.
Gary
Mooncake! There has to be another way! Take me, I'll do anything!
AArachnitech
Are you really willing to endanger everything for him?
Gary
I don't know! I've lost so much... and I can't lose him too!
BUT GARY... ALL IS ALREADY LOST...
[Gary shoots the Lord Commander with a blaster]
Gary
You took so much from me.
Gary
We lost Avocato from that bomb you sent.
Did you now? [laughs] Lovely.
[Gary shoots the Lord Commander again in the leg]
AGH! Will you quit shooting me!?
Gary
But, we were able to go back in time and fix a few things. And, we motherlovin' saved him.
Avocato is an unstable compound. With the right push, you'll see what he's really made of.
Gary
That's great. But it's time to kill you. And everything that has come to pass doesn't happen. Quinn, the Earth... everything.
[Suddenly, the Lord Commander is pulled up by his ship. Gary starts shooting, but keeps missing.]
Gary
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Rats! You were so close! So close to death! NO!
Gary
What are you doing with all my stuff?!
Dividing it up. So rude of you to survive like this!
I was going to take your big thumper, Gary.
Gary
You don't say?
[putting a hand over his heart] And put it with the rest of my collection. Don't worry, you're the only heart. The rest are spleens.
Gary
[pushes her away nervously] I'm... honored?
Well, this is ridiculous! Carnivolo is a holiday I invented for my own glorification! And you're bringing me diet juice drinks, a cheapo homemade greeting card, and now we're getting stingy on the lavishment?!
It's not about what they brought, Dad. They're... family.
Gary
They are-- We are?
Yeah! Why don't you lavish some praises, Pop-Pop? Dump a hot steamin' load of lavish all over Gary's face!
Gary
[uncomfortably] No. That doesn't sound... no.
[impaled through the shoulder] Ugh, you little bastard!
Gary
Yep, it's me. It's the little bastard. And you're my mom. Let that sink in for a second. Have you got it? All right? Parent-teacher conferences? Baking cookies? Not crazed rampages on your boy!
You caught me on an off-day.
Gary
An "off-day"? I've never seen an on-day! I'm done being the excuse for all your mistakes! Things went the way they did with Dad because of you! You did that! And you're gonna have to live with it! [jumping] Yes! I've always wanted to say that. That is... gah! All right, let's, uh...
[He looks back at Sheryl, who has tears in her eyes, and after a moment of consideration, starts tugging on the blade in her shoulder]
Gary
Oh, that is in there...
What are you doing, Gary?
Gary
We'll bring her back to the ship. [finally pulls it out]
Gary
Because... she's my mom.
Gary
I'm gonna let you knock her out.
Gary
Yo! Bolo!
Gary, have you obtained the dimensional keys?
Gary
We have. But! Before we get to that, real quick, I need to know something - you playing us? My mom was contacted by a buddy of yours. Does the Titan Oreskis ring any bells?
Gary
Yeah, that guy.
[growls] Frickin' dickbag! And that was before his mind got poisoned. He is not to be trusted.
Hey, we're not sure you can be trusted.
Gary
He says you're evil and you're gonna destroy a bunch of important crap if you're freed.
He said that?! Did he also tell you that he seduced my first love, Jill, and gave her a raging case of upipiums?!
Gary
Upipiums? The hell is that?
The worst! Makes you leak actual lava out of your peehole.
Gary
Oh... that is horrifying.
The cranberry pills only made it worse!
Gary
Oh, I don't know how we're gonna get out of this!
Oh jeez, if only you had the best pilot in the universe. Oh, wait, you do. Sorry I'm late, love. By about, what? 30 years?
Gary
32 years, but hey, who's counting?
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