Avocato quotes from Final Space

Okay, that's not good. That's not good! Quick, hug me.

Avocato

Hug you?

Hug a friend!

Avocato

What?

Hug me! Oh, we're hugging!

[Gary and Avocato hug each other as they fall out the exit]

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[the cookies started to come out]

Aaah! Why am I the only one covered in cookies? You have no cookies!

Avocato

Gary, de-think the cookies!

Not sure that's possible. I'm a very creative guy. Like, wouldn't it be cool if they had, like, laser eyes? [the cookies started to shoot] Run! [he and Avocato start to run] Oh, my God!

Avocato

Think of something else! Anything else!

What, like tridents?

Avocato

No! No!

Yeah! Yes!

Avocato

No! Not like tridents! [he jumps]

I'm thinking about little trident-wielding laser-shooting death cookies! I'm thinking of nothing, nothing, nothing. Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh, my gosh.

CMr. Cookie

I'm going to eat your eyes out.

CMrs. Cookie

And pee in your sockets!

CMr. Cookie

You're never going to leave this place.

[sees a cookie running] Why is that one cookie lone-wolfing it across the edge? Oh! He's leaping! Whoa! He's like an angel! Oh, my God

CMr. Cookie

I'm going to kill you!

It's stabbing my eyes! [he and Avocato fall]

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Hi, Gary.

Quinn? It's been a long time.

Come here. I missed you.

Is it really you?

Closer.

Get off me! It's part of the trap.

Gary, don't listen to him.

Avocato

You need to trust me. She isn't real.

Are we going home, dad?

Avocato

Trust me, buddy. We both need to wake up.

I don't want to wake up.

Avocato

Then you're really not going to want this. [Avocato punches Gary in the face, the pieces start to crack]

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Avocato

Let me give you some advice, buddy.

Yes.

Avocato

If you want Quinn to trust you, you gotta step up and show her you can lead. Make direct eye contact, then don't let go until you kiss her soul with your eyelashes. Like this. [swipes eyes] Too much, or just enough?

Oh, my wow. Oh, my wow! It's glorious!

Avocato

Yeah. So you got it?

I got it. It's done. Done and done.

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Avocato

Are you sure to do this? There's a 99% chance that this is a trap.

Traps are just open casting calls for heroes. Plus, you already tied up Quinn, so there's no real rebound after that.

Avocato

You're a good friend.

I would've gone with great. But whatever. I'll take good.

Avocato

What is happening

I think we're about to hug.

Avocato

Should we?

The siren's call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan't ignore her. [he hugs Avocato] Hell, yeah.

Avocato

Thanks, bud. Needed that.

Let's get your boy back.

Mooncake

[comes in and laughs] Chookity!

Mooncake, we're gonna need rich sacks of back up. We're goin' down to the Lord Commander's prison colony. It's dangerous! It's life-threatening! We're probably gonna die. I You got my back, little buddy?

Mooncake

Chookity!

I didn't really sell that very well, did I? Crap! So no back up. Just two hombres with a dream, let's do this.

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[before Avocato's death]

Avocato

As excited as I am about today, I'm even more excited for tomorrow.

Yeah.

Avocato

[gasps] No!

No.

Avocato

Take care of my boy.

No! D-Dad! [Little Cato tries to go after his dad but Gary stops him.]

[the area explodes and Avocato's dies]

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Avocato

Hey, son.

What's up, dad.

Avocato

Did you get it?

Got the last piece.

Avocato

Attaboy, I'm proud of you.

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They don't care about you. They're dragging you down.

Avocato

You're not Gary, are you?

Aw, what gave it away?

Your vessel is stronger than this one. I'll take you instead!

(In Avocato's mind) He stole your son away from you, turned him against you. Kill him. Kill him!

(In Avocato's mind) LIES! ALL LIES! KILL HIM!

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[In a flashback to when Avocato first met the Lord Commander]

Tell me, Avocato - do you have a family?

Avocato

I used to. A boy.

Is that what you fight for?

Avocato

I fight for Ventrexia.

Tell me, what is so special about Ventrexia? It sends its people to fight a thousand-year war, for what?!

Avocato

I don't know anymore.

So then they have you kill for no reason?

Avocato

I kill because I—

[snarling] You kill because you're good at it.

Avocato

[ashamed] You're right.

I know I'm right! And now I'm gonna give you the greatest gift anyone has ever given you. I am gonna change you from the butcher you are into a master, by giving you a cause! What if, together, we could create a universe where death could no longer be found?!

Avocato

Does that even exist?

With your help, it can. I've heard the cries of this galaxy. They yearn for a savior, and with you as my number two, I will finally reveal myself to them! There will be those who resist, which is why I need you. Ventrexians are the fiercest warriors in the galaxy, and you, Avocato, are the fiercest of them all!

Avocato

Where do we begin?

Give me Ventrexia. I WANT THE BODIES OF THE KING AND QUEEN!

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Avocato, what's the status on those, uh, engines, bro?

Avocato

Working on it!

Alright. We need it A.S.A.P.P. !

H.U.E

We are T minus 7 from catastrophic impact.

I already said A.S.A.P.P.P. Alright? How many PP's do ya need?!

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QQuin

Avocato, what excatly are you going to do?

Avocato

What I do best...

Kill things

To death

Really hard.

The way you said that was awesome. I felt it. I did. I got chills. Look! Goose pimples, okay. But whatever you said made absolutely no sense. Look, we gotta do this together.

QQuin

No more leaving people behind. This time, we do things right.

Avocato

War isn't about who's right, it's about who's left.

That is a tattoo right there!