Ash Graven quotes from Final Space

Ash

In the place of a Dark Lord, you will have a QUEEN!

Ash

Eat flames, you dipwads! Bathe in my punishing fire!

Gary

Who's getting the cube from the Starchaser?

Clarence

[points gun at him] You are! You don't think I'm going to risk my life and my children's when I have disposable you here, do you?

Little Cato

What?!

Fox

Back off, Ventrexian! Unless you want another thousand year war?!

Little Cato

You back off, Tryvuulian! [hisses]

Fox

No, you back off, Ventrexian!

Ash

Don't hurt him! I kind of like him! ... I mean, what?

Ash

This one's coming with me.

Little Cato

I'm not a pet!

Ash

Says you. I like you because you're all fluffy.

KVN

I think he's fluffy too! Hooray!

Ash

[narrating] They made me watch. Something became unleashed inside of me...

Gary

Oh, your thingy-thing?

Ash

[annoyed] Yes, dude, my "thingy-thing".

Gary

Oh, wow. Okay, so you killed your parents?

Ash

[sarcastic] Yeah, and that makes me a bad person, right? Oh, look at me, I'm a parent killer! Watch out!

Gary

Uh, oh, sorry, my bad. I didn't mean parent killer in a judgmental way--

Ash

Oh, so when you said "parent killer", you meant "Great job, Ash!" How is that not judgmental?!

Ash

Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!

Little Cato

Oh my God, that's a huge snake!

Tribore

I've seen bigger.

Ash

You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!

But she serves me so well...

Ash

Give her back!

But why, when I can have you both?

Gary

Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!

Gary

[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!

Clarence

A "combo pack"?

Little Cato

A combo pack!

Gary

Like the fries! We're the fries.

Mooncake

Chookity pok.

Gary

You want to be the dipping sauce?

Tribore

I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.

Little Cato

I'm a onion ring!

KVN

And I can be a napkin! Hooray!

Gary

Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!

In!

Little Cato

What's the plan?

Gary

I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!

Ash

I thought the whole reason I got these powers was to get her back.

Nightfall

Maybe you got them for something amazing down the line.

Ash

You mean, something that hasn't even happened yet?

Nightfall

Yeah, so great job, you're gonna be awesome.

Gary

How do we get Avocato to recover his memory?

Ash

On my planet, if you forgot something, they'd tie you up and beat you with pain-sticks until you remembered! And you did. You always did.

Clarence

Rats! You were so close! So close to death! NO!

Gary

What are you doing with all my stuff?!

Clarence

Dividing it up. So rude of you to survive like this!

Ash

I was going to take your big thumper, Gary.

Gary

You don't say?

Ash

[putting a hand over his heart] And put it with the rest of my collection. Don't worry, you're the only heart. The rest are spleens.

Gary

[pushes her away nervously] I'm... honored?

Clarence

Well, this is ridiculous! Carnivolo is a holiday I invented for my own glorification! And you're bringing me diet juice drinks, a cheapo homemade greeting card, and now we're getting stingy on the lavishment?!

Ash

It's not about what they brought, Dad. They're... family.

Gary

They are-- We are?

Fox

Yeah! Why don't you lavish some praises, Pop-Pop? Dump a hot steamin' load of lavish all over Gary's face!

Gary

[uncomfortably] No. That doesn't sound... no.

Little Cato

Hey, Ash, you coming? We're going after the keys.

Ash

I need to watch my brother. He's all the family I have left. You know the saying. "If you love someone, throw them in a well, and if they drown, they were never yours to begin with."

Little Cato

Nope, 'cause that's not a saying.