Clarence quotes from Final Space

Clarence

Unlocker of worlds! Consumer of realms! -And world's worst niece!

Clarence

It's like I'm literally burning money!

Gary

Who's getting the cube from the Starchaser?

Clarence

[points gun at him] You are! You don't think I'm going to risk my life and my children's when I have disposable you here, do you?

Little Cato

What?!

Fox

Back off, Ventrexian! Unless you want another thousand year war?!

Little Cato

You back off, Tryvuulian! [hisses]

Fox

No, you back off, Ventrexian!

Ash

Don't hurt him! I kind of like him! ... I mean, what?

Gary

I'm gonna break a Titan out of interdimensional prison. Sticking around?

Nightfall

Wouldn't miss it.

Clarence

Out of my seat, primate!

Gary

Yo. My ship, my seat.

Clarence

Then you leave me no choice...

Gary

Ow. Clarence, why is there a pack of Smarties...? [disgusted] Oh! Oh, Clarence!

Clarence

It's still my Money Compass. I'm just excited to be at the controls! Grabbing life by its succulent...!

Gary

OH, CLARENCE, WILL YOU GET THE HELL OFF ME?!

Ash

Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!

Little Cato

Oh my God, that's a huge snake!

Tribore

I've seen bigger.

Ash

You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!

But she serves me so well...

Ash

Give her back!

But why, when I can have you both?

Gary

Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!

Gary

[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!

Clarence

A "combo pack"?

Little Cato

A combo pack!

Gary

Like the fries! We're the fries.

Mooncake

Chookity pok.

Gary

You want to be the dipping sauce?

Tribore

I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.

Little Cato

I'm a onion ring!

KVN

And I can be a napkin! Hooray!

Gary

Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!

In!

Little Cato

What's the plan?

Gary

I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!

Clarence

Rats! You were so close! So close to death! NO!

Gary

What are you doing with all my stuff?!

Clarence

Dividing it up. So rude of you to survive like this!

Ash

I was going to take your big thumper, Gary.

Gary

You don't say?

Ash

[putting a hand over his heart] And put it with the rest of my collection. Don't worry, you're the only heart. The rest are spleens.

Gary

[pushes her away nervously] I'm... honored?

Clarence

Well, this is ridiculous! Carnivolo is a holiday I invented for my own glorification! And you're bringing me diet juice drinks, a cheapo homemade greeting card, and now we're getting stingy on the lavishment?!

Ash

It's not about what they brought, Dad. They're... family.

Gary

They are-- We are?

Fox

Yeah! Why don't you lavish some praises, Pop-Pop? Dump a hot steamin' load of lavish all over Gary's face!

Gary

[uncomfortably] No. That doesn't sound... no.