The less H.U.E. -- who, between us, is a bit of a dick -- knows about you, the better. [puts Mooncake on the shelf] Okay, let's get you in here. You ready? [closes the door on Mooncake]
MooncakeChookity! Chookity, chookity!
Please close. Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working. [moves Mooncake under the matress] I hide there sometimes. I'm like a mattress ghost. Don't tell anyone. Oh, perfect! Per-- no, it's not perfect. That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?! Okay, how about this? [puts underwear on Mooncake's head] Sometimes I hide -- I like to hide from myself by putting underwear on the circumference of my head. How about that? How's it fit?
Mooncake
Chookity.
Are you sure to do this? There's a 99% chance that this is a trap.
Traps are just open casting calls for heroes. Plus, you already tied up Quinn, so there's no real rebound after that.
I would've gone with great. But whatever. I'll take good.
I think we're about to hug.
The siren's call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan't ignore her. [he hugs Avocato] Hell, yeah.
Thanks, bud. Needed that.
Mooncake
[comes in and laughs] Chookity!
Mooncake, we're gonna need rich sacks of back up. We're goin' down to the Lord Commander's prison colony. It's dangerous! It's life-threatening! We're probably gonna die. I You got my back, little buddy?
Mooncake
Chookity!
I didn't really sell that very well, did I? Crap! So no back up. Just two hombres with a dream, let's do this.
[before the battle]
This could have been so easy. But time and time again, you chose the harder path. The darker path. It's time for you to see that your choices have consequences. I will give you one last chance to hand over Mooncake.
Mooncake
Chookity.
Hell. No. He is one of us.
I don't really know him. But he seems very popular.
Ah, yes, I've seen that face before. The face of loss.
We have the Anti-Matter bomb! We will close the breach, you will die!
[laughs] I look forward to it.
I'm detecting the approach of an armada of heavy incinerators.
You aren't wrong. They're all going to die. If he wants a war, he's got one. Let's do this.
Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!
[Flames surround the crew and Werthrent appears]
Oh my God, that's a huge snake!
You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!
WWerthrent
But she serves me so well...
WWerthrent
But why, when I can have you both?
Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!
[Werthrent hisses at him]
[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!
Like the fries! We're the fries.
Mooncake
Chookity pok.
You want to be the dipping sauce?
I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.
And I can be a napkin! Hooray!
Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!
I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!
AArachnitech
When Mooncake left Final Space, he created a cosmic imbalance that weakened the walls of Final Space, making your world vulnerable to the onslaught of Titans, and their master, Invictus. As we speak, the walls holding them back are crumbling. Unless balance is restored, all will be lost.
YOU CANNOT HOLD ME… I'M COMING… I'M COMING…
AArachnitech
Mooncake must be returned. Now.
Mooncake
Chokaity...
Mooncake! There has to be another way! Take me, I'll do anything!
AArachnitech
Are you really willing to endanger everything for him?
I don't know! I've lost so much... and I can't lose him too!
BUT GARY... ALL IS ALREADY LOST...
The fortress of the Titan Oreskis.
Mooncake
Chookity?
Yes! It's time for revenge! This dickbag stole my first love, Jill. And for that, we murder him! Oreskis, show yourself! I know you know the sound of my voice!
OOreskis
[emerges] Bolo. I see your dimensional keys did the trick of freeing you, old friend.
"Old friend"?! You left me to rot within that prison for eons!
OOreskis
You betrayed your kind.
You've been blinded by Invictus.
OOreskis
No, old friend. My eyes are clear. You just failed to be inspired.
OOreskis
Is this about Jill?
Hell yeah, it's about Jill! Has she mentioned me?
OOreskis
Maybe she has... maybe she hasn't.
You die now! And when I'm done, I will kill Invictus.
[Oreskis notices Mooncake hovering near Bolo's shoulder]
OOreskis
You must be the "Mooncake".
Mooncake
Pok!
OOreskis
We've heard so much about you. You're very, very special.
Mooncake
[uneasily] Umm...
Enough! Let the fight begin!
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