SMSister Monica
Oh Holy Mother of God! He's dead!
What's the problem there, sister?
Sister Monica
Father Ted · 281 quotes
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Most scenes with: Father Dougal (2)
Scenes with Sister Monica 3
(Ted and Dougal have suggested to Sister Monica that they visit some of the sights on Craggy island)
SMSister Monica
That's wonderful. I'll just go and freshen up.
(Sister Monica leaves the room)
Father Dougal (to Ted): She'll be putting on makeup I suppose... to impress the lads. Huh?
Ah no she's probably just going to the toilet.
Ah, nuns are great though Ted. It's good because you don't feel as nervous with them as you do with real women do you?
Ah you're right there.
Even though I only got the courage to talk to her a few minutes ago, it's nice to have a nun around. It gives the place a bit of glamour!
"A woman's touch" (nods head)
(Father Dougal suddenly gets serious and looks at Ted suspiciously)
(later..)
Father Dougal (to Sister Monica): Ted says you were touching him!
(Father Jack's wake has begun. Various priests and nuns are in the living room)
SMSister Monica
I think it's absolutely great to see. I mean, the level of commitment amongst the African church in bringing the faith to the people is just wonderful! It's marvellous, isn't it?
BPBlack priest
Sure I wouldn't know, I'm from Donegal.
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