Eoin McLove quotes from Father Ted

Played by Patrick McDonnell · 5 quotes

Played by Patrick McDonnell

Father Ted · 281 quotes

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Father Ted: in 5 of its 281 quotes
Most scenes with: Father Ted (2)

Lines by Eoin McLove 3

Eoin McLove

Go away... (pause for thought) ...you big dirty pile of old biddies!

S3 Night of the Nearly Dead

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Eoin McLove

Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!

S3 Night of the Nearly Dead

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Eoin McLove

(To Ted) I can have you killed!

S3 Night of the Nearly Dead

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Scenes with Eoin McLove 2

PPatsy

Thanks for everything, Father. Oh, and thanks for not mentioning Eoin's "problem."

Father Ted

Oh yes, you mentioned that before. What was it?

Eoin

I have no willy.

S3 Night of the Nearly Dead

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Eoin McLove

Well Father, you've got 4 out of 5 questions right on your specialist subject, William Shatner's Tek Wars. So, if you get the general knowledge question right, the £500 will be yours. Oh no! People will think this is rigged. John Paul II. What was his name before he became pope?

Father Ted

(long pause across end credits) Jim?

S3 Night of the Nearly Dead

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