(Ted and Dougal have suggested to Sister Monica that they visit some of the sights on Craggy island)
That's wonderful. I'll just go and freshen up.
(Sister Monica leaves the room)
Father Dougal (to Ted): She'll be putting on makeup I suppose... to impress the lads. Huh?
Ah no she's probably just going to the toilet.
Ah, nuns are great though Ted. It's good because you don't feel as nervous with them as you do with real women do you?
Ah you're right there.
Even though I only got the courage to talk to her a few minutes ago, it's nice to have a nun around. It gives the place a bit of glamour!
"A woman's touch" (nods head)
(Father Dougal suddenly gets serious and looks at Ted suspiciously)
(later..)
Father Dougal (to Sister Monica): Ted says you were touching him!
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