Pat quotes from Father Ted

Pat

[In a menacing phone call to Ted] You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off around the clock because I'm not getting proper sex with girls!

Pat

(still laughing evilly in the phone box) Oh yes, I'm afraid you messed with the wrong milkman, Father. (puts on sunglasses) Well, if you don't mind, I'm off. Better get out the earplugs, Father, because when that milk float goes up (the bomb-rigged milk float, now with no driver, wanders up behind the phone box without Pat noticing), you'll hear it all the way to the North Po-

Pat

You wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now Father? Would ya?

Father Ted

Yes I...no I...if you're going to be...I...of course you, you...just feck off!