G1Guy 1
Marco.
G2Guy 2
Marco.
G1Guy 1
Marco.
G2Guy 2
Marco.
Polo! One of you says 'Polo'. The game is Marco Polo! Go.[he walks away]
G1Guy 1
Polo.
G2Guy 2
Polo.
G1Guy 1
Polo.
G2Guy 2
Polo.
S2 E8E=MC...?
[Finding Zane after he's escaped]
You vacationed here when you were ten. Figured it's off the main roads, place to hide out for a couple days first.
Well, I guess my FBI file's more detailed than I thought.
Not in your file.
Well, then that computer of yours must have an amazing predictive algorithm.
Didn't use the computer. I called your mother.
[starts laughing, then abruptly stops when he realizes Carter is serious] You called my mother?
Please don't let me die in this crap town.
What's the project status?
Ah, well, everyone at GD wants to get their hands on the data.
Big Bang whores, every one of 'em.
S2 E9Sight Unseen
CCalli
It's a pleasure to do you... I mean, clean your uniform.
What was taken?
PPharmacist
Polyethylene glycol.
[sarcastically] Ah, let me guess: permanent sunblock, instant cavity filler?
PPharmacist
[confused] We keep those up front.
Clearly Jasper thinks you're hot, but not smart enough to be his partner. [Zoe looks offended] In my opinion he's an idiot. [pauses] No one usually asks my opinion.
STScience teacher
Does everyone have a partner?
[Looks around frantically] Well, it looks like we're stuck together.
Welcome to my world. It's quiet, but it has its advantages.
Like what?
Kidding, no advantages.
I'm Zoe.
I know. I'm Lucas, we have three classes together.
Really?
Story of my life.
Did you talk to Jack today?
Couldn't avoid it. I did get to crush a childhood memory, so it wasn't all bad.
Besides, extracting AL26 from moon rocks would require a highly sophisticated process, you’d have to be especially trained...
You mean like, like everyone in town?
Gotcha. I'll check it out.
I'm not hot.
Now you're just fishing for compliments.
Sorry didn't mean to distract you with all the verbal sparring and the sudden sexual tension between us.
Please, you are so not my type.
That's what they all say.
Until they fall madly in love with you?
No, that's what they all actually say.
Carter walks into room eagerly
Can we put a bell on him or something?
What if he's in there, invisible, with a poisoned blow gun from Borneo waiting?
Then he'll get you first.
Start with his computer.
What, me?
Well, he's already gonna kill you for opening the door, why risk anyone else?
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