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Eureka · Season 2

Eureka Season 2 quotes

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S2 E5Duck, Duck, Goose

No, but nearly all the recorded data in Nevada was erased: Tapes in video stores, floppy disks in casinos, half the database of Area 51.

Area 51 is real?

[shakes head yes] No.

S2 E6Noche de Sueños

S2 E7Family Reunion

[about Fargo's grandfather being in stasis] Hey, um, is anyone curious as to how he got in there?

He's a Fargo. Are you really surprised?

I am standing right here.

S2 E8E=MC...?

[while being arrested] Excellent response time. You guys take Lake Street?

FFBI agent

Went up by Lincoln Park. Less traffic.

[about the price of Zane] Whoa! Twenty-five thousand for this guy?

[to Allison] For thirty, I'll throw in dinner and a movie. But it won't go past second base. I'm not that kind of boy.

Obsession with firearms can be a sign of unfulfilled sexual appetite. I'm not saying that's you, but if it is, I'm at your service.

[Jo points a large gun at Zane]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Jo, Jo, Jo! Don't shoot the prisoner. Don't.

How about I just wing him?

I'm not eating that.

What? It's chicken.

Do you know how chickens are raised?

Aw, don't, just let me enjoy my meal.

Jammed together in a windowless warehouse, wading in feces until [slices hand across throat] they get decapitated, or pecked to death. [cheerfully] When you eat that chicken, you're eating all that hate.

[cut to Carter shoving Zane back in his jail cell]

Aw, c'mon, I have to sleep in here?

At least you're not wading in your own feces. GD has an apartment for you, but you're a criminal, and you don't deserve it.

You may think I'm a criminal, but my mom loves me and she wouldn't appreciate you insulting her boy.

Okay, what do you mean, they're stupid?

I mean, stupid. Like, like [acts 'stupid'] stupid. Stupid.

Carter, you can't catch stupid.

This may be my favorite conversation of all time.

How you feeling? You feel dumb?

No. You?

How could you tell? [Carter and Jo both nonchalantly zap him] OW! Gah!

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