No, but nearly all the recorded data in Nevada was erased: Tapes in video stores, floppy disks in casinos, half the database of Area 51.
Area 51 is real?
[shakes head yes] No.
Eureka · Season 2
No, but nearly all the recorded data in Nevada was erased: Tapes in video stores, floppy disks in casinos, half the database of Area 51.
Area 51 is real?
[shakes head yes] No.
Sometimes I think she says these things just to hurt me.
No I say things just to hurt you.
[To Carter about Fargo] But that boy may die.
Joesefina Ballerina.
I will taser you.
Of all people to bring out of cryostasis I resurrect another Fargo.
Yeah, karma's a bitch.
[about Fargo's grandfather being in stasis] Hey, um, is anyone curious as to how he got in there?
He's a Fargo. Are you really surprised?
I am standing right here.
Say, did we ever get to the moon?
In '62.
Way to go, guys!
Top secret of course. We didn't go public until '69.
[while being arrested] Excellent response time. You guys take Lake Street?
Went up by Lincoln Park. Less traffic.
[about the price of Zane] Whoa! Twenty-five thousand for this guy?
[to Allison] For thirty, I'll throw in dinner and a movie. But it won't go past second base. I'm not that kind of boy.
Obsession with firearms can be a sign of unfulfilled sexual appetite. I'm not saying that's you, but if it is, I'm at your service.
[Jo points a large gun at Zane]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jo, Jo, Jo! Don't shoot the prisoner. Don't.
How about I just wing him?
This the new kid?
Who you calling kid, Spartacus?
Ooh, cocky, I like him.
You would.
I'm not eating that.
What? It's chicken.
Do you know how chickens are raised?
Aw, don't, just let me enjoy my meal.
Jammed together in a windowless warehouse, wading in feces until [slices hand across throat] they get decapitated, or pecked to death. [cheerfully] When you eat that chicken, you're eating all that hate.
[cut to Carter shoving Zane back in his jail cell]
Aw, c'mon, I have to sleep in here?
At least you're not wading in your own feces. GD has an apartment for you, but you're a criminal, and you don't deserve it.
You may think I'm a criminal, but my mom loves me and she wouldn't appreciate you insulting her boy.
Okay, what do you mean, they're stupid?
I mean, stupid. Like, like [acts 'stupid'] stupid. Stupid.
Carter, you can't catch stupid.
This may be my favorite conversation of all time.
How you feeling? You feel dumb?
No. You?
How could you tell? [Carter and Jo both nonchalantly zap him] OW! Gah!
There's only one thing I want from you, Jojo. A sandwich.
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