Wake me when it's over.
Reminds me of the last time we slept together.
Ooh!
At least you can remember it.
S1 E10Purple Haze
[into phone] Hey, uh, Allison, it's Jack. Listen, um, people are acting a little weird and we...well, frankly you're acting a little weird. Um, but, we should really get together and sort this out before it gets any worse.
[manhandling Seth into the station] Caught him trying to burn down Fargo's house.
[still into phone] Too late.
You're no fun.
You know what'd be fun?
Ice skating!
Never mind.
[Allison is trying to seduce Carter]
I can't.
[glances down, amused] Really? [looks down again]
Oh, no, I mean, I can! I'm fully capable.
Taggart.
Mm?
You're naked.
Au Naturale.
May I ask why?
Why not?
The school's completely out of control. Kids in fights, making out in the hallways, teachers apathetic.
CCarter
So, more like normal school, then.
Exactly.
[armed with a flamethrower] Unless you want me to roast your chestnuts, back off!
[naked and armed with a shovel] You wouldn't dare.
Try me.
[Taggart drops his shovel and runs off screaming]
All I know is that there is something inside Section 5, something Nathan's obsessed with. Something that he thinks will change the world.
Of course, it's incredibly dangerous.
Have you ever known anything to change the world that wasn't?
Velcro.
S1 E11H.O.U.S.E. Rules
Fargo, please tell me you laid in a back door?
I'd really, really like to?
Fargo turns a relic of war into something beautiful and life affirming and then gets chastised, because it's actually trying to help us avert disaster.
He got chastised, because it's holding us hostage!
SARAH's gone HAL on us!
Hey, what's this?
Nothing. Gotta go. Carter needs us.
You designed a paintball battle plan?
Give me that. You know, you are in clear violation of the paintball rules of engagement.
Me? You've got a regiment of splatter-bots ready to assault my rear flank.
Oh, you'll know when I assault your rear flank.
When I'm stressed my subtext comes out as text.
Smart mice. IQ's through the roof. Little varmints used vector formulas to keep me off their tracks.
How'd you catch them?
Smart cheese.
In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?!
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