How do you know about secret passage ways around GD anyway? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
My lips are sealed.
Oh, thank you!
S5 E7Ex Machina
The DoD says to take your balls and go home Major.
MMajor
[Holding official orders] So it says.
S5 E8In Too Deep
Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy... So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way if you could maybe...
Kick him to the curb?
Glad we understand each other.
S5 E9Smarter Carter
What the hell is a "reproductive clause"?
Well boss, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
[After Martin's car explodes] Tough break college! Science is fun.
Doug, why are you here?
Because you're my Princess Leia.
S5 E10The Honeymooners
I guess Fiji can wait.
Why don't you bring in a some of her favorite things. Ah, some music, photos your dorky little D&D game.
That is not dorky.
Really? Yeah, it is, actually.
S5 E11Mirror, Mirror
So what do you figure? We gonna blow something up or get covered in goo?
Why are you so pessimistic?
Really?
Right. I think I'm gonna go with goo.
I'll go with explosion.
We're green across the board, well how do you like that, everything went perfect.
It worked!
I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Me too.
Coffee?
You made me a better person. So if you're looking to take responsibility for something, take responsibility for that.
I smell sabotage.
Ahhhhh, I don't know. I mean I know the people at GD can be petty and-and careless and-and negligent true. And even homicidal I-I, what was I saying?
That no one at GD would have maliciously stolen the device.
It's possible.
Zane, I need you.
Right here in the hall? You naughty minx you. Okay, not laughing, let's start that again. What do you need me for darling?
Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"!
Almost everybody.
S5 E12Double Take
I knew Jo was off, but not that off!
I can't believe this is happening.
Tell me about it. My resurrected girlfriend is the Manchurian Candidate.
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