[Carter and Andy are in jail]
Andy, break open these bars.
Uh... These bars are hardened carbon nano tubing boss, I'm not gonna be able to break these
Then, then we do something else. Dig robot, Dig!
S5 E2The Real Thing
S5 E3Force Quit
How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction?
I can rig a delay that should buy you 10, 12 seconds.
S5 E4Friendly Fire
Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.
But the remote will work once we get outside GD, right?
PParrish
Theoretically.
I... hate that word
S5 E5Jack of All Trades
I was in here in my body playing laser tag. The next thing I know, I'm... in you!
Okay... Never phrase it that way again.
Is this my joking face? No! This is not my face at all!
What if you get stuck this way?
Well, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body. Or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.
Grace! We have to fix this.
[Once Carter has returned to his own body]
Oh, thank god! I did not want to have to make Sophie's choice!
I'm pretty relieved to be back in my body.
Yeah, me too. You really had to go to the little boy's room.
Well... [Realizes] Tell me you didn't take me. Tell me you didn't use your boy hands down there!
They were your hands!
If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Yep! And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
Hey! I believe in manscaping, maybe you should try it sometime!
Don't push me Six Pack or I'll pound another bacon cheese scone.
Another!?
Do I look alright!? I'm hideous. I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!
S5 E6Worst Case Scenario
You call that 5 minutes?
4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.
mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!
Frodo has reached Mordor!
(to Zane) You haul ass to work on your abs but when I need a lock by-passed, you just take your time.
S5 E7Ex Machina
[On the phone] What, is Homeland Security too busy groping people to make a phone call?
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