You mean he's a clone? Sweet! Can we keep him please?
This is Jack's evil twin, not a puppy.
S5 E12Double Take
PParrish
You know Donovan, I've always maintained that under proper supervision you are not completely incompetent.
Well damn Parrish, that's probably the nicest thing you said to... probably anyone actually.
NCNPC Carter
Game over.
I just hate myself sometimes.
You okay?
Yeah.
I gotta go kick my ass.
S5 E13Just Another Day
CCarter
It will be nice to be free of all the craziness.
[The car wormholed into GD's foyer, nearly running Fargo over]
I see your point
TTaggert
Lojack! Get back here!
Outsmarted you again?
TTaggert
His IQ is higher than yours, mate. He's a canine Houdini. Lend us a hand?
No, I am sorry Tag, we're kinda busy.
Yeah, aren't you the dog catcher?
TTaggert
Biological Containment Specialist.
Right.
Oh! Oh! I remember now! You guys are smart but the Sheriff is the strong force. He holds it all together!
He always does.
I don't want to miss out on us again. So, what do you say, will you make an honest woman out of me?
In any time line.
Grant.
I prefer Dr. Trent Rockwell, sport.
Seriously. Why did you choose that name?
Well, Trevor Grant is so 20th century, don't you think?
You bought Eureka?
Well, I am one of the town's founders.
[last lines]
Dad? Did you just see...?
CCarter
Yeah, I'll deal with that tomorrow.
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