(instructing Jo) Drop and give me 50 harmonic issolations... Cupcake.
S4 E14Up In The Air
S4 E16Of Mites And Men
SWSenator Wen
(to Dr. San Agustin) Well, uh, on that note, I'll let you get back to work.
Yeah, I should do the same.
SWSenator Wen
Oh, you are working.
(Carter shoots her a confused look over his shoulder)
SWSenator Wen
For me. Things will be heating up around here with the tighter deadlines. I'd appreciate your help with extra security.
Well, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm the town sheriff. So I have sheriffy things to do.
SWSenator Wen
That's politician speak for, "you have to."
TDr. Timms
What do you say we patch you up and send you to space?
Uh... I say: when can we get started?
What's your success rate?
TDr. Timms
Oh, on people? Oh, uh, Sample size is too small to be significant. Um... healed a lot of pigs though. Truckloads... of them...
S4 E17Clash Of The Titans
We should just have sex. Our budding urges are interfering with our professional ambitions.
(momentarily speechless) Wait, "our" urges? You mean, like, mutual?
Definitely. So that's why I think the most sensible course of action is to satisfy them.
(She moves to embrace him.)
What, now?!
Yeah. The sooner we consummate, the sooner we concentrate!
S4 E18This One Time At Space Camp...
HDr. Hughes
(beginning his reevaluation of Jack and Allison's relationship using the BioCortex Recorder) So, you two claim to work well together, despite your personal relationship.
But we DO work well together, I mean we can think of hundreds of (cuts off as images start filing the screen)
HDr. Hughes
Excellent! I think we have what we need!
(surprised) Oh!
That's it?
HDr. Hughes
Well what were you expecting, The Spanish Inquisition?
Well...no one EXPECTS The Spanish Inquisition.
(running with Holly) Maybe we should do some more practice questions. I mean, you can never be too prepared.
No, Doug, we went on this run to take our minds off the interviews!
(Parish rides up on his reclining bike)
An excellent idea. Best not to focus on the many, MANY ways that you could choke. (begins to ride off) Well, may the best man, blah, blah, blah...
Oh, (exhales) now I'm really stressed. And kinda homicidal.
S4 E19One Small Step
Ms. Lupo, would you please tell Sheriff Carter that I'm receiving a call for police assistance at Dr. Welke's farm?
I've got ears, S.A.R.A.H., I'm right here.
Dr. Welke's part of the Austraeus crew...Did he, uh, did he mention what happened?
He is reporting that Lenore has liquified.
Excuse me?
S4 E20One Giant Leap
Come on. It'll be like old times, we'll do it together.
You hate jobs like this. Have you met you!?
So first my PDA has a camera, and now black holes are everywhere? People need to know these things!
PDr. Plotkin
I have a girlfriend. Her name is science.
S5 E1Lost
Good morning kids! I brought blueberry muffins and they're still warm.
Doug's favorite! That was very thoughtful of you Isaac.
Thank you.
To a disturbing degree. [Aside to Holly] They're probably poisoned.
I've been able to work all of the bugs out of my ASS.
Excuse me?
A.S.S. Adrenaline Suppression System.
What the frak happened?
Carter stole my girlfriend.
Really?
No, well yea... ZANE, bigger issues!
The Andies have been fixing people who can't follow orders.
Do these people seem happy to an almost creepy degree?
Yeah. Big time.
We may know what they're using.
Isaac's ASS!
That seems unlikely.
S5 E2The Real Thing
Really Doug, a dragon?
You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings
That doesn't change the fact they're mythical, as in... mythical!
Mythical's just another word for not yet discovered.
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