[answering the phone] ER. If you're sick, we'll fix you quick.
S5 E11Nobody Doesn't Like Amanda Lee
S5 E12Double Blind
[about Romano] So, should I feel special, or does he stare at everyone's breasts?
No, only the females as far as I know.
If Ms Knight actually helps you to finish early, i would like to ask you to assist this afternoon with a choledochojejunostomy.
Choledochojejunostomy?
Oh, you can say it!
[after Carter has incorrectly peeled cucumbers] Why don't you chill the Pinot Grigio?
In the freezer?
Don't quit your day job Carter.
S5 E13Choosing Joi
Hey, Carol, I've got us a customer. SOB with a cough.
APAlice Presley
Who are you calling a "Son of a Bitch"?
[chuckling] No, ma'am, it just means "shortness of breath".
S5 E14The Storm, Part 1
[Talking about the Titanic with Lucy and Dale]
Leonardo DiCaprio, hoop skirts, and tragic love is kinda my idea of hell on earth.
[To Jerry] Damn it, Jerry, if you don't stop watching TV, I'm gonna rip it off the wall with my bare hands and beat you to death with it.
Coroner's coming over to get the body and do an autopsy. Roger Julian's coming from genetics. He's hopping mad, says Ricky was on his service. Wants to know where the hell the mother got Dilaudid and a PCA machine.
The boy was dying.
You promised Kerry and I you wouldn't prescribe any more.
He was in excruciating pain.
You promised us yesterday!
The mother was begging me.
Where the hell did you get the machine? Genetics didn't prescribe it. I know we didn't.
I got it from Carol's clinic.
Come here. [Pulling Ross aside] Carol's clinic doesn't have PCA's.
She called in a favor. Got it from one of her suppliers.
The police are on their way to Joi Abbott's house right now. They have a warrant to impound the PCA. Are they going to find anything out of the ordinary?
Like what?
Like the machine set to administer enough Dilaudid to kill ten grown men?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know? You set it.
This boy was suffering, Mark. He had end-stage ALD. In agony. The mother was watching this child die.
Did you help him along?
I gave the mother the entry code. I showed her how to change the dosage. Now, I don't know what she did afterwards. I went to work. And you would have done the exact same thing if you were there.
[Interjecting with Greene and Ross] Anspaugh's coming down with Romano and Julian.
Doug prescribed the PCA machine and the Dilaudid through Carol's clinic.
What? When?
Right after he told us he wouldn't.
Uh! We're going to have to tell Anspaugh about Doug violating the pain study protocol and our covering it up. I mean they're going to scrutinize everything he's prescribed, Mark. They're going to interview the mother, it's bound to come out. [to Ross] What the hell's wrong with you? I mean, we trusted you and you immediately chose to betray the trust. I'm done defending you, Doug.
Defending me? You've been trying to nail me for years.
I don't nail colleagues. You want to destroy your own career? That's fine. But you stay the hell away from mine.
You two took it upon yourselves to cover up a serious breach of a federally funded program?
We thought it was in the hospital's best interest to keep the incident from becoming public.
HAHospital Administrator Harriet Spooner
Well, it's gonna go public now. And in connection with a high-profile euthanasia case.
JDr. Julian
Where the hell did Ross get a PCA?
From the clinic.
God, what a fiasco.
What about Ross?
Take him out back and shoot him.
S5 E15The Storm, Part 2
Oh, Chuny. Hi.
Hi.
You got a minute?
Sure. What's up?
Umm. Earlier, with Lucy and I. I'm sure that you have your suspicions about what we were doing in there. But, actually, we were just..
Knocking boots?
What?
Doing the old nasty? Hey, the more the merrier, I say.
Actually we weren't doing anything.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, she's a med student, you know? I'm a..resident.
That stuff happens all the time.
Lucy's like- Lucy's like a little..sister, or something, to me.
Ah. You do that with your little sister?
Nothing happened! We didn't do anything! Do you - Do you hear what I'm tell - and besides, I already have a girlfriend.
Ahh. That insurance lady?
She's a financial advisor.
Hm.
Roxanne and I have a lot in common.
Units are pulling up!
She's too pushy, you know. Always trying to sell you something. I'd stick with Lucy. You two make a cute couple.
We are not a couple!
Are there seatbelts on the bus?
No.
We've got airbags in every new car in America, but we're sending our kids off like lambs to the slaughter.
It's a pedes case.
You are off this station! You are not working in this hospital! Not tonight! Now sit down and let Carol look at your head!
S5 E16Middle of Nowhere
Adelina should have been admitted to a hospital for diabetic teaching.
NPNurse Practitioner
Well, that's not gonna happen.
Well, what about a sub-q [[w:insulin pump|? Have you heard of those?
NPNurse Practitioner
[sarcastically] Something newer than leeches?
[Jeanie's nose is bleeding and Peter reaches out with a tissue]
Peter, don't touch me, for God's sake! I'm poison.
S5 E17Sticks and Stones
Mark's just trying to be a friend... in that endearing, slightly inept, male kind of way.
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