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E.R. Season 5 quotes

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S5 E18Point of Origin

[[w:Kerry Weaver|Kerry [while treating a woman who gave birth in the street]: Did they find the [[w:placenta|placenta]]?

PParamedic

She said a dog ate it.

Oh, lord.

S5 E19Rites of Spring

Are you back with us?

No, I'm still on Psych.

Well, you'll be back doing real medicine soon, so don't get too used to the cush life.

Yeah, I won't.

S5 E20Power

[Romano has just started operating when the power goes out]

Wish I hadn't just made that incision...

I mean, do we even pretend to be living in a democracy anymore? It's just a medieval power play between career Republicans and Democrats and who hates who more. If there were still guillotines and burning at the stake, I swear they'd be doing that too.

I need to fax this.

Be my guest. Or do you want me to...?

Oh, no thanks, it's kind of personal. I'll do it myself if that's okay.

Do I look like Kerry Weaver?

S5 E21Responsible Parties

[A drunk causes his gurney to tip over, causing FBI guys to overreact, and draw their guns.]

Whoa, whoa relax this happens all the time, just relax.

S5 E22Getting To Know You

[Carol is having an ultrasound)]

What? Mark, what?

Heartbeat.

Yes, Mark, Elizabeth already said that. What?

No, what he means is... there's two heartbeats.

[shocked] Twins?!

Elizabeth, I don't know, I don't know what's going to happen...but I do know how I feel and I feel like I've found something amazing, and I want to be here. I want to get to know you. We cannot be scared. I would hate to miss another boat. [they kiss for the first time]

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