Not every Indian has been to India, Morris.
It's like assuming every African-American has been to Africa.
Yeah, well, I mean, I just assumed... arranged marriages, India. Hello?
You assumed wrong, butt-head!
S14 E11Status Quo
S14 E12Believe the Unseen
Jaspreet's gone, and she's never coming back.
Where'd she go?
Well, I could tell you that, but then I'd have to kill you. She asked me to relay the following: Archie, thank you for a wonderful night. It was great, but please stop calling. And don't ever call again. Ever. Harold, thank you for a wonderful night. It was great, but please stop calling. And don't ever call again. Ever. So, there you go. And I'd very much appreciate it if we never speak of this again. Ever.
Welcome back. How was Croatia?
Oh, you know... European.
Morris, are you sick?
No, Frank, I got this IV because I'm feeling a little parched.
I know some of you have been wondering and I appreciate the concern. I wasn't in Croatia for the last few weeks after Luka's father died. They left without me and I was in a residential detox facility. I'm an alcoholic.
I was a bad friend, I was a bad doctor, I was a bad wife, I was a bad mother, uh...
No. We see bad mothers come to here, all the time and you do not qualify. We all have flaws, Abby, but how many of us actually work to fix them?
S14 E13Atonement
TDr. Truman
Why? Why would God do that? Why would he have me kill 17 people to save one?
We may not understand it, but that little boy is alive because you were there! Now, whatever you need that to count for, it counts!
TDr. Truman
[takes a long pause, then shakes his head and buries his face in his hands] It doesn't make sense.
[places his hand gently on Dr. Truman's shoulder] It doesn't have to make sense. That's why it's called faith.
[Neela injures her hand in a hockey game]
If I can't operate, you're dead!
Wuss!
You hack!
Beeyotch!
Who are you yelling at, Harold?
I don't really know.
Hey, what's the definition of a double-blind study? Two ortho docs looking at a chest film!
RTRobert Truman
When men try to do God's work, bad things happen.
S14 E14Owner of a Broken Heart
I'm going to go! I promise, this time I'm going to go.
It's been a week. He's been waiting a week for you.
I'm not so sure about that.
You can't keep putting it off.
What if it doesn't work?
It works, as long as you believe in it.
I'm not talking about the program. I'm talking about my marriage. I just... I don't know if I can fix it.
This is my marriage, Janet.
Luka, we shouldn't even be discussing this.
She won't tell me!
That's her choice then.
Okay, I've tried to accept that, because I wanted her to get better, but how am I supposed to take...?
I can't talk to you about this and I don't know anything that is going to help you. All I can tell you is if you stay committed to each other, everything can work out.
[to Brenner] You know, I know this is your first day and I really don't want to embarrass you, but this is a teaching hospital, so that means that you have to actually teach! You see, those guys look up to us as examples... [looks at the medical students in the next room] So this is me, trying to preserve their illusion that you are actually, worthy of the admiration. Okay?
KRKelly Robinson
Dr. Brenner's superb. He put this in, it didn't even hurt!
If I had a nickel for every time a woman said that...
[Morris wants Greg to stun-gun him for a medical experiment]
It's like a sterilization scene out of some bad sci-fi movie.
If it means no more children for Morris, it's a service to mankind.
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