I hooked myself up with a tight, little sex machine. Energy-efficient to the tune of 40-plus miles per gallon, and draws babes to Archie like bees to honey.
SSam
Ew, that made me throw up in my mouth a little.
S14 E7Blackout
So did the Medical Board make another deadly error in judgment?
Yes they have, Frank, I passed.
I'd like to discuss Zelinsky's progress.
WN[[w:Neela Rasgotra|Neela
Yeah, about that...
Tomorrow, not now.
Tomorrow?
Yeah, I don't want to say anything too cruel, which I'm at risk of doing if we discuss it at this moment, so we'll talk about Dr. Rain Man tomorrow.
S14 E8Coming Home
What I lack in experience, I make up for in enthusiasm.
RRonny
What?
Yeah, this being my first chest tube ever, I am really committed to getting it right.
I will be the keeper of the cheese!
You don't like ballet?
Not about haunted girls in the woods. I like sugar plum fairies. It's Christmassy.
I don't like sleeping over this early in a relationship.
Wow. All right, well, just leave the money on the dresser on your way out.
S14 E9Skye's The Limit
[after Amspaugh announces a temporary Chief] Here we go again.
I took the liberty of getting you some fitness balls. Start with the lighter one, and you squeeze...
SSam
Archie, you couldn't pay me to touch your balls.
[Sarah is having a sleepover]
Oh, you should know, Steffie's a vegan, Kiki has a soy allergy, and Mary Claire is lactose intolerant.
What's left to eat, air?
When it comes to relationships, I guess you could say I have a 'fluid' attitude.
Uh-huh.
When I'm with someone, I'm with them and when I'm not, I'm not.
'Love the one you're with'.
So if you can handle a relationship with no strings, sex with no commitments... then we're cool. [gauges his reaction] Does that freak you out?
No, I'm all good.
You know what really relaxes me?
Hm?
Yoga.
Oh yeah?
Yeah. After a couple of long hours in the OR, a few poses can really mellow me out.
I'm not into yoga. [rips his shirt open]
[gasps] No.
S14 E10300 Patients
Everyone could use a blessing now and then.
Or a memorial.
We have our dead, and we have let them go. Now let's turn our attention back to the work of the living.
I started drinking again.
When?
The night Joe got hurt. And I.... [long pause] can't stop.
I thought when I came back, we just had to get used to being married again. But then things didn't get better and I thought... [long pause] So what do we do?
I need to fix it. I need to go somewhere, a facility, with professionals, and get better. And I need to believe it this time, and I need you to believe it. [long pause] And I need you to help me. [another long pause] So... so, take Joe... go to Croatia, for your father, while I do that.
You want us to go without you?
Yeah, I just...
But you're his mother!
I know that! I know that! [pause] But I haven't been a very good one. And I honestly don't think I can be until I deal with this.
Can't we do this together?
This is how we do it together! You have to help me do it... alone.
S14 E11Status Quo
You're not so bad, Dr. Pratt.
I know. It usually takes people a while, but I eventually win them over.
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