PProsthetist
How's the stump feeling?
It's suffering from delusions of grandeur. It still thinks it's an arm.
“Dear Abby” · Season 10, Episode 3
In this episode: Robert Romano (5), Kerry Weaver (1), Frank Martin (1), Jerry (1)
PProsthetist
I can prepare another letter to the insurance company.
I've got two letters for the insurance company; "F" and "U"!
You really are one grade-A bitch, you know that, Kerry?
No, Robert, I'm your boss, and as long as I am, you're my bitch. Now get your ass back to work.
Did you get rid of those nurses?
Yeah. They, uh, they went up to nursing administration saying something about hiring a hitman.
Hell hath no fury like an RN scorned.
Let's get a few things straight, all right, nut meat? One: we don't offer remedial medicine here. Two: you don't talk to me, I talk to you. Three...
CCooper
Should I be writing this down?
[shouting] Stay out of my face!
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