Mark Greene quotes from E.R.

Carol

What? Mark, what?

Mark

Heartbeat.

Carol

Yes, Mark, Elizabeth already said that. What?

Elizabeth

No, what he means is... there's two heartbeats.

Carol

[shocked] Twins?!

Elizabeth

[on finding Mark at the batting cage] So this is what American males do to vent their anger and frustrations.

Mark

Figured a Romano-Weaver double homicide was overkill.

You a resident?

Dave

Yeah.

Well, one thing you still need to learn is that every patient in here is somebody's boyfriend, girlfriend, father, mother, son. They don't exist simply for you to learn new and interesting procedures.

Dave

Well, I didn't see her standing there.

Well, next time open your eyes before you open your mouth.

Dave

What's with the new guy?

Mark

Oh, which new guy would that be? Dr. Lawrence or you?

Dave

Have you always been at County?

Mark

Going on 10 years.

Dave

Damn! Guys who kill their entire families don't get 10 years.

Mark

It's not a prison, Dave.

Dave

I don't know about that. Doctor Weaver sure acts like a warden.

Carol

I got a pregnant junkie arrested for possession so she could get clean in jail and give the baby a chance.

Mark

Want to talk about it? Drown our sorrows in a couple of ginger ales?

Mark

How are things going?

For a doc that can't practice medicine, I can't complain.

Mark

One down, one to go.

Uh-uh. I quit.

Mark

You know, they both came out so good, you oughta think about doing it again.

Carol

[sarcastically] Yeah, I'm gonna get right on that.

Carter

Hey, is everything okay?

Greene

Well, my father's barricaded himself in our old house. There's no heat, there's no electricity. He's running around in his underwear so actually everything isn't okay,

Lucy

Somebody stole my patient.

Mark

Peter, did you steal Lucy's patient?

Benton

Check the lost and found.

Abby

Patients normally don't bite in OB.

Greene

That's an occupational hazard down here.

Mark

It's not good medicine for...

David Greene

...for one family member to look after another.

Elizabeth

I can't seem to give this kidney away. We're going through potential recipients like...

Mark

Crap through a goose?

Elizabeth

Yeah, that works.

Randi

[holding out the phone] Dr. Greene, it's that nurse again.

Mark

Now what?!

Randi

Apparently your father's making racial slurs.

Mark

She's Swedish!

Randi

Well, maybe he called her a meatball.

Mark

I'm gonna steal some supplies. Don't tell anybody.

Elizabeth

Well, I love stealing, let me help.