Somebody stole my patient.
Peter, did you steal Lucy's patient?
Check the lost and found.
“Abby Road” · Season 6, Episode 12
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (2), Mark Greene (2), Lucy Knight (2), Carol Hathaway (1), Robert Romano (1), Peter Benton (1)
Why mess with natural selection? Nothing like a good influenza epidemic to thin the herds.
Residents...the only thing worse than med students.
Patients normally don't bite in OB.
That's an occupational hazard down here.
[On the roof of the hospital] Rough first day?
[smoking a cigarette] Well, let's just say, it's been two years since I've had one of these.
What happened?
More like what didn't happen. I used to work in O.B., and up there I would deliver a baby, and then I would deliver a baby, and then I would deliver a baby. And today, I was puked on, spit at, bit, and then I tricked a psychotic woman, and then I almost killed a guy.
That sounds about right. Fortunately in the ER, almost doesn't count.
[starts throwing money off the roof from a tin box]
What are you doing?
Patient's last request. Toss some, you might feel better.
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