I call no more kids. I'm sick of getting bit, kicked and pissed on.
AbbyI guess that means you stopped dating too, huh?
A character in E.R.
Played by Maura Tierney
E.R. · 1,278 quotes
Most-quoted character in E.R.: in 212 of its 1,278 quotes
Most scenes with: Luka Kovač (54), John Carter (32), Morris (17)
I call no more kids. I'm sick of getting bit, kicked and pissed on.
AbbyI guess that means you stopped dating too, huh?
[Luka and Abby discuss a name for their soon-to-be-born son.]
AbbyWe don't even have a name.
I was kind of hoping we could name him after my father.
AbbyReally?
Yeah. He will be thrilled to have a grandson named Mongo.
AbbyM-Mongo?
Yeah, it's a very popular name in Croatia.
[Luka grins, and they both laugh.]
I am just teasing you. My father's name is Joseph, and for that matter, name the baby anything you like, whatever.
You know I want you to have a healthy baby
AbbyThen why do you keep focusing on the worst-case scenario?
It's her job.
12 of betamethasone.
AbbyOh, come on!
We have to mature the baby's lungs in case of an emergent birth.
AbbyNo, no, no, no, no! I have two and a half months left to go. This baby is not coming until then.
AbbyIs one going to be enough?
What?
AbbyOne baby. Um, my uterus wouldn't stop bleeding and Coburn did everything she could but...
You had a hysterectomy? (Abby nods) Well, one is all we need.
[Abby and Maggie are watching the surgeons operate on Abby and Luka's baby boy]
Abby LockhartI can't do this. I can't pretend everything's gonna be ok. Premies don't make it out of the OR.
Let it go. Abby, Abby. All the bad things you've seen, let it go.
AbbyAnd I can't believe I let myself get talked into this.
Stop it!
AbbyI spent a month in the NICU, I know how this ends.
Abby! You have a lot of great qualities, but optimism is not one of them.
Abby[laughs] Whose fault is that?
Yeah. Alright. I did not create a good environment for a child to grow up believing things would work out. But you're not a child any longer. You're the mother now. And that baby down there needs you to believe he's gonna be ok.
Another round of epi! Guys, he's grey. Point 2 of epi. 10 cc's of pav, now!
AbbyI'm trying! I am really, really trying!
So, are you loving motherhood?
AbbyYeah, it's, ah, it's bizarre.
Sore nipples?
Abby[as baby Joe starts to fuss] I'm gonna have to feed him now.
Yeah, I'm down with that. Breastfeeding is a beautiful, natural thing, nothing to be ashamed of.
AbbyYou're not sneaking a peek at my tits, Morris.
Okay.
AbbyDidn't you used to be ... ?
A paramedic? Yeah, now I'm an intern.
Next week he wants to be a cowboy.
Astronaut.
AbbyI just don't want to be one of those crazy obsessive mothers who phones their babysitter every hour.
Mine used to tie me to my high chair. [Abby gives him a look] I'm sure yours is much better.
[Abby begins to unbutton her shirt]
Wait, what are you doing?
AbbyI'm pumping. Sorry, my boobs are about to explode!
Are you trying to irritate me?
AbbyWell, you make it so easy!
AbbyCrenshaw is such a little prick! You know what? I bet I could take him too. Actually, I definitely think I could take him. And you? Could kick his ass.
You're scaring me.
Americans- so sentimental about their holidays.
AbbyThis from the guy who celebrates Croatian Independence Day, Croatian State Day and something called "Patriotic Gratitude Day."
[on why she won't take Abby's transport page at the end of her Thanksgiving shift] I'm just saying, it's bad karma to mess with the universal order of things!
[moments later, Jane gets cranberry sauce vomited all over her by a new patient]
AbbySorry, Jane- karma sucks.
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