[chanting] Matadors! Matadors! Matadors! [they get beaten up by another team off-screen and return, all battered and bruised; chanting weakly] Matadors, Matadors, Matadors.
Referee! That team is not of middle school age!
Dad, how can we win the championship for Miracle City if we're the only team in the league that doesn't cheat?
[kneels down] Now, Manny, wouldn't you rather lose with honor than win with dishonor?
Oh, well... What was the question again?
[sighs] What has become of my Matadors? When I played, we beat every team in the league.
[laughs] Not every team.
Aye! [darkly] General Chapuza, you old nemesis, you.
Your Miracle City Matadors have never beaten my Calavera Zombies. And this year will be no different. Especially with me coaching a team led by my grandson, Che.
Grandfather, when may I torment and destroy the Matadors?
[patting his grandson's head] Soon, my grandson, soon. [he and his grandson leave, both laughing evilly]
This year, the Matadors will defeat the zombies! THIS I SWEAR!
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