Iron Piñata quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

I don't know what you are, but hero is definitely not the word for it! Now please leave before you… CAUSE A SCENE!

The Hero-Meter is never wrong.

You should have spent less time grooming yourself and more time grooming your successor.

Uh, well, who cares what those stupid heroes think?

I... don't care at all. And if they won't let you in, I'm not going.

No, Dad, you should go get your award. Don't miss it because of me.

I couldn't possibly.

I want you to. Someone has to show those laughing hyenas that Rivera men don't back down. Right?

Sartana, I challenge you to a game. If you win, I'll give you the stone. If I win, I get your guitar.

Oh, I love this game! Set 'em up.

The stone, where will she land? [hides the stone in one of the cups and shuffles them] So, is it somewhere there? Is it somewhere where? [pan up to reveal that he has hidden the stone in his nose]

[points to the cup in the middle] Ah-ha. There!

[lifts up the cup, revealing the stone is not there, to Sartana's shock] Oh, too bad.

[surprised] Incredible! Where could it have gone?

Fool! Did you really think I would give you my mystic guitar? Listen well to the music of your DOOM! [strums her "mystic guitar," which is soon revealed that Frida swapped it with a broomstick]

Frida

You gotta keep an eye on your stuff when there's no cops around.

Manny, what you did was amazing! Not the way I would have done it, but still amazing. You have proven yourself a true hero. [tears up, happily] My hero.

[impressed] That was great, kid. We never doubted you for a second. [winks]

Like I said, that Hero-Meter is never right.