Original El Tigre quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

[voice-over] I would do anything for my family! Any…[grunts]. Any…[grunts]. Any…[grunts].

[remorsefully as he knows the truth] Dad didn't run away 'cause he was scared to fight. He ran away 'cause he was scared of leaving me and Mom alone! Papa! [sticks out of Mal Verde's mouth, calling out to his father] I'm sorry! I know you're no coward. You can beat him! I believe in you, Dad!

Dad, I'm sorry I doubted you. You're no coward. You ran away for us.

I had to make sure I was around to raise a heroic son like you, no?

Maria

And you did a good job.

You're super macho, Dad.

Thank you, mijo. But we beat that bandito together.

By the way, the samurai is bringing his son, who will be staying with us for a while, in your room. [gestures to Manny]

[shocked and offended] What?! I have to share my room?!

[laughs] Of course not. You'll be bunking with Señor Chapi.

The little donkey boy is trying to stop the giant robot? [Manny and Frida both nod yes] Then he's our only hope. Go, little donkey boy. GO!

Davi, you can maybe do it!

Frida

All right, Davi! Hit… anything!

Frida

Manny, I'm sorry.

For being a selfish jerk who cared more about being a rock star than she did about her best friend?!

Frida

Well, yeah. And for this. [kicks the "I" off, letting Manny fall while he screams]

Frida's goggles! NOOOOOOOOO! [Frida lands on top of him] You're okay. And I'm not.

Frida

Yeah, I… [gasps] My goggles! NOOOOOOOOO! Haven't I paid enough for my rock star jerkiness?!

Uh, no.

What do we got here, pardners?

El Oso

It's El Tigre and Puma Loco, man. Do you have any eyes or something?

Oso! Dr. Chipotle Sr. suggests you get rid of this hideous creature!

El Oso

Creature? He my twin brother, El Ossito! We exactly alike, man!

Let's get to what we came for.

Yes! It's time… To sign up for the Supervillain Grand Prix!

Voltura

Puma Loco, this illegal street race is for villains only!

Aren't you saying I am NO VILLAIN, VOLTURA?!

Lady Gobbler

Not you, the boy! He more like a hero than a villain, lately.

Me? Ha! Would a hero do this? [gives Dr. Chipotle Sr a wet willy]

A wet willy?!

Dr. Chipotle Sr. still feels that El Tigre should be DISQUALIFIED!

But I gotta be in the race! Me and Grandpapi always do it together.

It's like the villains are working together to make sure we lose!

Grandpapi

Imposible. Villains don't know the meaning of the word "teamwork." Or "eggplant."

Do they know the meaning of the word, "I'm gonna kick your butt?!"

The bridge is up and we're not going fast enough to jump it! Frida, we have to make it! Everything's writing on this!

Frida

I know, I know! Now which button…

FRIDA!

Frida

Trying!

[holding an injured Raul; tearfully] Oh, what have I done? This is all my… [Raul reveals he was faking his injury and is okay; gasps in surprise, then smiles] You truly are the world's greatest mustache.

Hey, before you go, I think I figured a less painful way for you to get off my face. [Raul springs from Manny's face and flies away] For once, would you… [painfully] YOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!! [falls on his back and passes out]

Frida

[laughs] That never stops being funny.

Frida

[alarmed in horror] Sartana of the Dead!

Rodolfo

[fiercely] You dare intrude upon my father's special day?! [he and Manny change into White Pantera and El Tigre, preparing to take her down]

Grandpapi

You're making a mistake!

Don't worry, we'll get rid of this filthy garbage before your fiancée gets here. [he and his father start charging at Sartana together]

Grandpapi

[gets in the way, defending her] NO! [Manny and Rodolfo crash into him] You no understand. This filthy garbage, she is my fiancée! [Sartana waves sweetly and they both hold hands]

[dreamily] Pumey, the love of my afterlife.

[not believing it; shocked] It's like a horrible dream.

Frida

Or a really romantic nightmare.

ARE YOU ALL NUTS?! This is Sartana of the Dead, our most dangerous enemy! We have to stop this!

Maria

It is Grandpapi's decision. We must respect it, no matter how unsafe, demented, and revolting it is.

Grandpapi

Thank you.

Manny, I hope that one day you will call me, Grandmami.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!!! [continues screaming as time goes by and stops] Whoa, how long have I been screaming?

Frida

Eh, a couple hours. We tried to stop you for while, but everyone got tired and went to bed.

Sartana's up to something. This is all a plan to destroy Grandpapi. We will drive a wedge between them and stop the wedding. This I swear!

Lady Gobbler

I here to play the darts!

Yeah? What kind of loot you got?

Lady Gobbler

[takes her glass eye off her face and sets it down on the table] This! I bet my glass eye against… your El Tigre belt.

My belt? Psh. For that? [starts to walk away] Forget it.

Lady Gobbler

You Riveras are chicken!

Manny

[takes off his El Tigre belt and sets it down on the table in fury, having to have heard that] My belt against your eye! One dart!

Frida

But, Manny, you stink without your Tigre powers.

Manny

Family honor will guide my aim. [throws the dart at a photo of Dr. Psyclopsis, missing the target; shaking his fist] CURSE YOU, FAMILY HONOR!

Manny, my son. Are you ok?

Eh, I think I bit my tongue.

[gasps] NO!!!! [points to the Titan; fiercely] You have done this thing! Your mind is still twisted by jealousy and evil!

I just wanted things to be like the old days, Rodolfo. Please, don't make me do this.

Do what?

THIS! SQUIDS, ATTACK! DESTROY THE RIVERAS!!!