A character in El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera
Played by Alanna Ubach
El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera · 255 quotes
Most-quoted character in El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera: in 190 of its 255 quotes
Most scenes with: Frida Suárez (109), Original El Tigre (91), Rodolfo Rivera (49)
[after shaving off Tony and Knuckles' beards and mustaches] Thought you could use a trim. [snips his fingers like a pair of scissors]
[Tony and Knuckles both grunt and regrow their beards and mustaches]
Nobody sullies our mustaches. Well, now he pays a heavy price.
Go ahead, do your worst. Okay, maybe your second worst.
Too bad we got here late and they only had one costume left for you.
Manny[wearing a princess kitten costume; dismayed] Princess Fluff-a-puff, master of the flying kittens.
Come on, you look adorable.
MannyNever speak of this again.
[Manny and Frida are waiting excitedly in line at the movie theater to get tickets for…]
MannyChainsaw Ninjas VS. The Mutant Bloodworm!
WHOO! This is gonna be the best movie ever!
[as Manny climbs up to the ticket booth on a small ladder] Sorry, no children.
MannyAh, but I am no mere child. I am… [spins his belt buckle] EL TIGRE!
Yes? And I am… [spins his name tag] The Assistant Manager! [pushes Manny off the ladder] Next!
Manny[offended] Oh, yeah? Well, who wants to see a lousy movie, anyway?
MannyYou sure about this?
Yeah. Mucho-grow plant food. The bottle says it'll make anything grow.
Well, you do look older. [Manny glares savagely at her; shrugs nervously] Gehhh…
MannyI would give anything for a mustache! ANYTHING!
[Manny, Frida, and Raul face Dr. Chipotle Jr. and his guacamole monster, demanding to get back his El Tigre belt after finding out he switched it with a fake belt made out of aluminum foil and gum]
MannyAll right, Dr. Habanero!
[agitated] CHĪ-PÔT-LE!!!
MannyI'm gonna get my belt back.
You haven't seen the last of me, El Tigre! [laughs and jumps into a pipe chute]
Dang! Dr. Paprika got away!
[calling out] CHĪPÔTLE!!!
Nope. That's the escape hatch. He just jumped into the incinerator chute.
[burned and battered] I detest you people.
[After Raul rips himself off from Manny's face and flies away as Manny and Frida wave goodbye to him…]
MannyYou know, Frida, I really learned… [painfully] EE-YOOOOW!!!! [passes out]
[satisfied] Well said, dude. Well said.
MannyDad! Why'd you lock us in my room with a pizza?! [notices his mother] Hey, Mom! [dashes over to her and they hug]
Manny! [chuckles awkwardly] I'm so glad you're here. And Frida, too. Oh, good.
Maria, I must speak to you… alone. [Cut to them in his room] I am concerned that…
[notices the painting of herself up on the wall] Rodolfo, what is that?
What?! Nothing! I put it there to cover a hole. [clears throat] Maria, I am concerned that Manny is being led astray by his Grandpapi's criminal misdeeds.
[holds up a book of "Kids Manny's Age"] Kids Manny's Age are susceptible to their grandparent's influence. It's a fact.
We need to discuss the possibility of… Grandpapi moving out of the house.
Manny[hearing his parents' discussion through the walls] No! He can't leave! Grandpapi isn't a bad influence on me.
How'd you learn to eavesdrop like this?
MannyGrandpapi taught me.
Manny, I have a surprise for you.
MannyYou mean we didn't come to the Miracle City Mint just to watch the criminals drool?
[Manny and Maria are eating at Burritos Explosivos for lunch]
MannyThanks, Mom. Burritos Explosivos is my favorite!
[sees a bull's head on the wall] Oh, mijo, look. Remember when you were younger and that bull used to freak you out?
MannyMom, I was a little kid, then. [An explosion blows the bull's head from the wall and it lands in his lap; screaming frightfully]
[after taking down El Oso] Mom, may I be excused from the table to take El Oso to jail?
Aw, man, I almost got rid of the prison lice. And I'm gonna bust out again, anyways.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Manny, wait, he's right.
He is?
I am?
Yes. Since I've been back, you fought El Oso 17 times. He doesn't need jail, he needs to change.
Villains can't change, Mom.
Well, maybe they would, if someone taught them about compassion and anger management. Oh, and how to be lice-free.
I really think...
No, Manny. My mind is made up. I'll make Miracle City a better place from the bottom up. This I swear!
MannyI can't believe it. They turned down every chance to steal, pillage, and punch me in the face. Maybe they really do want to change.
Yeah. Hey, how about I heat some churros. That'll cheer you up.
MannyNo, Frida. I wanna watch my mother change people for the good.
[drops the "One Week Without Evil" cake on the ground when she sees the fighting] What's going on?
Why don't you tell her, Dr. Betrayal?
Uh… We were just, um… We were…
We were about to pull off the heist of the century, man. The Miracle City Mint.
But, you said you wanted to change.
We lied. Dr. Chipotle Sr. advises you to DEAL with it.
[incredibly infuriated] DEAL WITH IT?! YOU SORRY, STINKING HALF-TIN MAN! YOU AIN'T GONNA ROB THE MINT ON MY WATCH!
Frida SuárezGrey DeLisle · 134 quotes
OEOriginal El TigreMiguel Ferrer · 92 quotes
Rodolfo RiveraEric Bauza · 63 quotes
Grandpapi RiveraCarlos Alazraqui · 44 quotes
White PanteraEric Bauza · 30 quotes
SDSartana of the DeadSusan Silo · 26 quotes
Maria RiveraApril Stewart · 25 quotes
Puma LocoCarlos Alazraqui · 13 quotes
El OsoJohn DiMaggio · 9 quotes
Emiliano SuárezDaran Norris · 8 quotes
SSergioJeff Glen Bennett · 8 quotes
Black CuervoCandi Milo · 7 quotes
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