Dr. Chipotle Jr quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

Now behold my terrible rash! [lifts up his pants, revealing his pink underwear, then Frida comes over and whispers to him] Oh! Uh, I mean, now behold my terrible wrath!

Frida

[whispering to Manny while they stand in front of the Guacamole de Los Angeles in the mercado] Tattoo Maker.

Manny

Frida, I can't go home without guacamole. The giant floating tattoo dad head won't let me!

[disguised as a sweet old lady] Perhaps I can be of assistance. I just happened to have something that might help you. [steps out of the shadows] Guacamole de los Anglos!

Manny

I don't know. Mysterious old lady... emerging from the shadows.

Frida

[suspiciously] Seems kind of sketchy.

It's free.

Sold. [they leave the mercado with the guacamole]

[laughing evilly] I knew the Riveras had to buy that guacamole today. Now they fallen for the totally brilliant trap of… [takes of his old lady disguise] Dr. Chipotle, Jr. [infuriated] THE FILTHY SWINE! I remember when El Tigre and White Pantera captured my father. [flashback to that time; voice-over] He was minding his own business using his jalapeño monster to rob the Miracle City Bank. And they took him! For no reason! That very night, I swore an oath of vengeance. [savagely] I... Don't... Like... YOU!!! [back to present] Now, at last, THEY WILL PAY!!!!

Weren't you just dressed up like an old lady?

[revealing himself on the TV screen after his guacamole monster takes over Rodolfo and Grandpapi] So, El Tigre, we meet again.

And you are… who?

Dr. Chipotle Jr. Son of Dr. Chipotle Sr.

Doesn't ring a bell.

Manny

All right, Dr. Habanero!

[agitated] CHĪ-PÔT-LE!!!

Manny

I'm gonna get my belt back.

You haven't seen the last of me, El Tigre! [laughs and jumps into a pipe chute]

Dang! Dr. Paprika got away!

[calling out] CHĪPÔTLE!!!

Frida

Nope. That's the escape hatch. He just jumped into the incinerator chute.

[burned and battered] I detest you people.

Manny

Only one sack of glitter left!

SWINE! Get your hands off my glitter!

Manny

It's mine!

Mine!

Manny

Mine!

Mine!

Manny

MINE!

YOU WILL PAY FOR… [sighs depressingly] What's the point? May last hope for Father's Day is gone. And my father is already in a rotten mood. Because he keeps getting defeated by YOUR FATHER!!!

Manny

Yeah, my dad's in a lousy mood, too.

[romantically to Frida] Why, Miss Suárez. I must say you are looking lovely today.

Manny

Oh, now I won't even have a lame present for my dad.