'[about Carol's ex] Every time I picture this guy in my head, he's taking on a new superpower.
S4History Lessons
[about Ed reading Carol's letters] Ed, you can't even see the line from where you're standing.
[to Carol] We're a couple, but we can have a past.
S4Death, Debt, & Dating
My loins must be teeming with life!
[ripping tape off Warren`s bare chest] Suck it up. If you're man enough to get a woman pregnant, you're man enough to handle a little pain.
[planning Mr. Fish's funeral] The man died on our watch. We can hardly afford talk of a cover up.
[about Mr. Fish] He was here...and when he was here, he made damned sure you noticed him.
[sneaking into Molly's office] I'm like a stealth bomber, invisible despite my size.
S4The Offer
MMark
Please note that the statements made by Warren Cheswick do not reflect the views of Mark Vanacore.
[when Nancy asks he and Mark to do her a favor] You scratch our backs, we scratch yours. I don't have an itch just yet, but I'll let you know.
[demanding that Mike harass his granddaughter, a medical student] I want her tested. I want her ground into a fine powder and then we're going to add water to that powder and see if we have a medical student.
[describing a fresh-out-of-med-school Mike] You need to see what I saw when you lurched through my door for the first time: a big useless slab of rock.
MMark
Next time I see a cool kid in the hall, I'll want to think 'moron' but now I'll think 'outstanding taste in web humor.'
S4Goodbye, Stuckeyville
[explaining to Eli why he`s following Carol to New York] I'm not desperate, Eli; I guess you could say I'm in love.
[on Carol`s announcement that she`s been offered a writing job at Bridge & Tunnel] Way to work it, Miss Vessey!
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