I alphabetized all of these... I started with A, and ended with Z.
S1Hook, Line, and Sinker
I'm going to spend the entire $15 on curly fries...
[to Bonnie, after the kiss on her doorstep] That was the Shirley Temple talking.
S1The Music Box
[to the chief of police, after asking one question too many] You have nice eyes.
[when running into Jessica and friends registering for the bowling leagues] Well, if I didn't just buy beachfront property in Coincidence City!
BBonnie
I changed my mind. That's what we women do.
[as he comes to the door, interrupting Ed and Bonnie] Ed, it's 11:40. We got 20 minutes to save Bobby Hull Hockey from the junkyard...wait, wait a minute. Is your hair mussed up?
Tonight, young Ed Stevens becomes a man!
S1Valentine's Day
BBonnie
[on wearing the 'hat of shame', while apologizing to Ed] I give you my personal guarantee that this is the single ugliest hat in Stuckeyville.
[to Carol] I say even if we marry other people, we still get together every week just to do it.
[Calling off the facial expressions for Chuck to try out on Phil] Sexy... cool... brainiac... impish... mellow... cute... supercute... Swedish...
[to Chuck, teaching him to be a ladies' man] You're a prancer. You've got a bounce in your step that says 'Hey, look at me, I'm a cute little bunny!'
S1Loyalties
[as he and Ed hide in the bushes, waiting for Bonnie] I'm not so sure about the superhero costume... I mean, the suit of armor, that made sense to me... a knight in shining armor, that's romantic. But this? Not so much.
[showing Ed the surveillance tape] That's Kenny. He stood motionless for five hours... Kenny's so talented.
[to Carol] Whoa! You look great. Did you sneak off somewhere and get some work done?
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