Did you know shadow puppetry was one of the oldest forms of entertainment?
Like walnuts?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double D.
You Can Be my sidekick, Frog-Mouth Kid, and Double D is our butler, um… Double D.
[has fallen through the open manhole] Sarah!
Jimmy! What happened?
I fell on my tushy, Sarah!
Don't move! I'll save you! [pulls out a modified fishing pole and casts it in. She catches Jimmy and hauls him out] Pee-yew, Jimmy, you stink.
That's putting it mildly.
Hey, why don't you let the guy have some fun, huh?
You're in a sewer, idiot. It's dirty, and stinky...
It's called ambiance. It's a swamp ride, get it? What do you girls know about- [a sign is thrown down at him] No skin off my nose, Sarah. I'm sure Kevin, Rolf, even Jonny will-
They went go-karting.
Go-karting?
And they won't be back till supper. Bye bye.
We need to find our more sensitive side.
I found my sensitive side, coz it has a rash.
Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed.
Pinch me I'm dreaming. Whee. I feel just like Elvis Presley. Jealous? [the golden paint develops cracks] Oh no. [gasped] When will the torment end? [falls, and the paint on the pants shatters into tiny pieces. He is wearing Ed's pants]
That wasn't gold, fakers.
You gypped us.
Exposed.
Busted.
Nope. Can't think of a word.
[Nazz retrieves the $5 bill from Eddy]
The shame.
Here's your money, Jimmy. [to the Eds] Grow up.
Wait till you get home, Ed.
Charlatans.
Spending extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.
What's with you?
Ed's trouser-less state seems to have jogged an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain.
Ed? Is that you?
...HUG ME!
Well, that didn't last long.
[hugs Eddy] HUG!
Ed!
[holding a sprig of mistletoe] Do you see what I see? [puckers up]
Where'd you get that mistletoe? It's July!
There's no kissing allowed in my parents' room, Ed!
[using Edd as a shield] You take care of Ed, Double D. I've got another nut to crack. Or should I say, piggy bank.
[Ed exposes the scam to the kids]
Edd [tearful]: Oh, I'm so ashamed... [breaks down, whilst Ed comforts him]
There, there, Double D. Santa forgives.
EEds
[singing at Rolf's front door] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas-
[Rolf opens the door wearing festive native clothing. Confused, Eddy and Double D stop singing]
[continues singing] ...We wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!
[Wilfred oinks]
[puts a strip of bacon into the Eds' cash jar] No cash. A fine strip of bacon, yes?
Murphy's law, do your stuff! [a clothespin lands on his foot] Ouch! My foot! It's broken! Owie!
Jimmy?
That clothespin went right for him, Plank.
You okay, Jimmy?
Did someone get the number of that launderade?
Poor Jimmy.
[comes down in a kiddie pool standing on his tongue as his grand finale] Ta-da! [sees all the kids leaving]
Plank says clothespins are known to attack at the blink of an eye.
Here Jimmy. Drink some water.
Is there anything we can do for you?
Let Rolf nurture you with a bowl of Nano's pre-chewed seven-course dinner?
My tummy, Sarah. Pitiless is the tempest sea.
Emergency. We must implement the boat procedures.
It was horrible! [fake coughs] Did I say it was horrible?
Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling grasp! [makes chewing sounds]
Please.
Rolf has seen this meatball. It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night.
KKids
Whoa!
[Cut to Sarah and Jimmy]
You stay put here, Jimmy. I'll get some kids to help me carry you to your room. And don't forget to drink, you need to keep your fluids up.
You forgot the straw, Sarah. [an acorn falls into his drink] An acorn. Hello, Mister Squirrel. You're cute.
[Cut back to the Eds and the kids]
You're so brave, Eddy. Is there anything we can do for you?
The fact that I'm surrounded by all my friends is all I need.
You're just a big faker. Jimmy's the one who is really hurt.
Come closer, my child. You tell Jimmy he's out of his league.
[in the backyard, he has been crushed by a tree] Sarah! Owie!
Not again!
[gasps] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's in trouble!
C'mon, guys!
Wait up, guys!
Hey, wait! Where ya goin'? Where's my attention? I was attacked by a meatball.
Hit the road, Bubbleboy. What the...
Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf.
What are you talking about, man?
Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf. Must I spell it? We have guests.
[Eddy crash-lands on Rolf and Kevin]
It worked! I'm safe! I'm better than Jimmy!
Did 'ya see that, Plank? Great crash, Eddy.
Need any help, dude?
[floating down] Greetings, earthlings! Oh, you too, Mr. Doggie. You're cute. [a low growl is heard] I'm safe! No problem! [his suit tears and deflates] Not safe! Not safe! Help me!
I'm coming, Jimmy!
Wait up, guys!
Rolf is homesick.
What planet are you from?
Blame my parents, Eddy.
See? This is Mommy's note, and my exact copy. Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference.
That is so lame, Eddy.
And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Perfecto?
Dare to compare. [shows Eddy an identical sticky note to the one written by Edd's parents]
Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
Yes, I will.
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