Edd quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Stupid sockhead and a babbling dweeb who can't lift a butterfly. I wish I was as good-looking as Eddy.

Boy, this story stinks. Plank and I want a real story, with stuff like octopus' gardens, silver hammers, and Mr. Kite.

Open a window, Jonny, and get some air.

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[Edd drops Mr. Yum-Yum on the 'Q']

Nice job, Double D. It looks just like a 'Q'.

Edd

Excuse me? Ed, I think somewhere on the line you've lost your train of thought. Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential. [Ed munches on a dog biscuit] Is that a doggie treat?

What's the rock for, Double D?

Edd

[drops the rock on his foot] MY FOOT!!!

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What happened to the stairs?

My parents took them down because I am grounded.

Edd

That's disturbing.

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What could be more important than Master Eddy?

COOKIE DOUGH!

Edd

They say in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.

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[sarcastically] Oh, boo hoo. I hurt Rolf's stinky fish ball.

Edd

It's not the fish ball, Eddy! You hurt Rolf's feelings!

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[Jonny's head is stuck between two branches]

Edd

Jonny, not again.

Yep, this happens to me a lot, Double D.

Edd

Didn't you learn from your past mistakes? I mean, it's just common sense.

I guess not.

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Kevin

Is this thing supposed to be dead?

The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uh...

Edd

Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents.

Sold!

Edd

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Who's complaining?

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Kevin

I'll get you, dork! After I find some ointment, ouch.

What's with that? I did everything my dad does. How come he sells stuff? Maybe it's the tie.

Edd

Well, it certainly couldn't be the fact we manufactured the biker from HAND-ME-DOWN KITCHENWARE! Ten hours of hard work, and for what?

To fleece the masses.

Check's in the mail, Ed.

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What happened to my head?!

It is so puny!

Edd

This is worthy of a noble prize!

What'd ya do to me, you quack?!

Quack? I am Rolf.

You're a quack! Quack, quack quack!

I am not a duck. I am Rolf.

Edd

How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?

What?

My turn for shrinkage, Rolf.

Fix me!

Edd

Tell me.

Shrink me!

Stay back!

Get him! Wait till I get my hands on you! Fix my head, ya quack!

He's Rolf.

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Edd

Where did you exhume this from, Ed?

Brick-a-brack from right under my bed, Double D.

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Edd

Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempts to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail.

Napkin please.

Edd

I should've known better.

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[to Jimmy] Are you unconshi, unconshy?

Edd

Unconscious, Eddy.

Dead from the neck up?

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Kevin

Man, Nazz looks awesome today.

I wanna write Nazz a poem, and I hate writing.

Double D, my tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside.

Edd

That's nice, Ed.

I feel like the Nazz on the back of my Nazz is standing on Nazz.

Edd

That's nice, Ed.

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Edd

There's something bewitching about Nazz today. An unusual enchantment. [unwittingly steps on Ed's face as he walks off] A happening of sorts.

She's happening, all right. [follows Edd, also stepping on Ed's face]

I feel like a doormat. Can it be love?

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Edd

Nazz is as graceful as a gazelle leaping through a field of buttercups...

Yeah...a ga-whatchamacallit...