Liu Hai quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Liu Hai

[kicking Donald out] His luck! It's awful! So awful!

Dewey

[interacting with a couple jade tigers] Actual tigers?! Do the number of stripes tell you their age? Is it true if you stare at them in the eyes, they won't kill you, or does that make them want to kill you faster?

Liu Hai

Oh, would you like one?

Scrooge

You can't give a child a tiger. Especially not this child.

Dewey

[coddling one of the tigers] Dewey Junior, you're coming home with us. Oh, and I already named him, oh and I'm already super emotionally attached.

Scrooge

Oh fine, but I am not changing its litter.

Webby

Sorry, sir, but the only thing we're hungry for is adventure, and- IS THAT A FOUNTAIN MADE OF CHOCOLATE?!

Liu Hai

You can dip positively anything in it.

Webby

Strawberries?

Liu Hai

Mhmm.

Webby

What about my hand?

Liu Hai

Sure.

Webby

What about your hand?

Liu Hai

Um, uh, fine.