Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This place has been good to me, but all my feasting here is done! And I'd hate to leave without first cleaning my plate! Soon, it'll be nothing but a cloud of dust!
S6 E25The Horror Won't End
[while bruised and lying on the ground] I've become completely useless on this battlefield! I'm making a total mockery of my Saiyan race! [struggling] I'm sorry Gohan. I am.
[to himself] Sorry? I never thought I'd hear that from Vegeta. He must be saying that, since he knows there's nothing we can do.
Ultimate perfection...I have spent decades waiting for it and I thought after absorbing the androids, my game had been won...but now, only now do I understand what Dr. Gero meant by those words...ultimate perfection. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[Android 17 holds some blueprints] Careful! Those are the blueprints for my ultimate android!
A1Android 17
Ultimate android? I'm standing right here.
Idiot! you won't even tread water against what I'm creating. Because unlike you, he won't rely on gears or computer chips. He'll be purely bio-mechanical. Now, unless you want me to push the button again, go back to your capsules and sleep!
[about Gohan, after Gohan speaks to Goku telepathically] Look! He's been driven insane by his own fear!
S6 E26Save the World
[about Cell and Gohan in their deadly clash] It's a trick! It's all a trick, I swear! Someday, I'll bring it all to light! I will!
I can't believe that you're still saying that!
[to Gohan, after Gohan speaks to Goku telepathically] What on Earth are you mumbling about? Chanting a little prayer before you die?
[to Gohan] You fool! Don't you realize yet you're up against the perfect weapon!?
[after Krillin, Piccolo, Yamcha, and Tien attack Cell from behind] Why can't you people just stay down!?
[while Gohan is struggling to defeat Cell] No Gohan, I won't let you die all alone out there, 'cause kid you were the first person to ever show me what it means to have a friend.
Vegeta!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!
S6 E27Goku's Decision
[about Vegeta attacking Cell] That was brave, what you did.
You can save your applause. Now go on, I don't need anybody's help.
[smiling] Your call. [Piccolo leaves]
[to himself, about Goku] He has beaten me completely. First by his own actions and then through his son's. And what has he left for me here? How? How could you die like that? How, Kakarot? I'll never have the chance...to prove my strength against you. You died without fear. What does that make of me? I am no warrior. And I will never fight again.
AAnnouncer
So where is Cell? Did you see what happened to him?
Uh...oh...well...what if I said that...I defeated Cell singlehandedly! You believe me?
Hey, some o' the equipment's still running.
PPiiza
Wow, Hercule! You really are a great, great man!
You hid your strength right until the end. You sure know how to give people a good show.
AAnnouncer
So, is it true you really beat him?
Sure. Why wouldn't it be?
AAnnouncer
But, just how did you do it?
Well, piece o' cake really. I just got so irritated with the light shows and the tricks, I shouted "Hey! I've had enough o' your light shows and tricks" and I just walked over there to Cell and I gave 'im a good chop! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Yeah! Chop! Yeah!
PPiiza
[happy] Oh, Hercule.
AAnnouncer
But...then what...happened to the little boy and all his friends on the cliff?
Chop! Yeah...hmm...well, they all thanked me kindly and went home, of course.
[after hearing Mr. Satan's lies about defeating Cell] It's not fair! They deserve to know what Gohan did!
I know...
Yeah! Way to win one for the team!
Yajirobe?
Yeah, I was on my way to meet you guys but...my plane broke down. I really wanted to help.
Oh, such bad luck.
Funny. It always happens to you.
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