Cameraman quotes from Dragon Ball Z

You know we can't keep filming...when we're torn into little pieces.

Yes, good point. What do ya say we get on out of here...our fans'll understand.

Maestro Satan, can we go with them?

Go if you want, but a true champion never runs from danger.

So you're going to stay here?

You bet. First I'll go to the hospital to fix my stomach of course. But then I'll return. Now, I am off to the doctor's so I can come back and win.

[holding a microphone] Oh my, I don't believe it! It looks like Cell has been damaged beyond repair! Is this the end!? Will that tough kid be declared the champ? Has he won the Cell game!?

Uh...boss...the microphone is still broken.

Just great! This is such a shame. My voice has been silenced.

So where is Cell? Did you see what happened to him?

Uh...oh...well...what if I said that...I defeated Cell singlehandedly! You believe me?

Hey, some o' the equipment's still running.

Wow, Hercule! You really are a great, great man!

You hid your strength right until the end. You sure know how to give people a good show.

So, is it true you really beat him?

Sure. Why wouldn't it be?

But, just how did you do it?

Well, piece o' cake really. I just got so irritated with the light shows and the tricks, I shouted "Hey! I've had enough o' your light shows and tricks" and I just walked over there to Cell and I gave 'im a good chop! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Yeah! Chop! Yeah!

[happy] Oh, Hercule.

But...then what...happened to the little boy and all his friends on the cliff?

Chop! Yeah...hmm...well, they all thanked me kindly and went home, of course.