Caroni quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to Cell, while holding a bouquet of flowers] As this is the first chance we've had to fight or what not, I'll be gentle. [sniffs the flowers, tosses them into the air, jumps up and performs a few combos in midair to the flowers, allowing the sliced petals to fall to the ground] Those are for you. A bouquet for your funeral.

[to himself] I wonder how many women are watching me right now...

Hey, let's get out of here Pirozhki. I'll simply die if I lose any more teeth!

Maestro, please...let us take care of him. There's no point in your fighting this...sissy.

I will crush him up!

Hmm...you're right. It could be a little embarrassing for me to take on such an amateur as Cell.

[after Hercule slams face first into a boulder and gets stuck] Maestro, are you okay? Shall I give you a hand?

[while stuck in the boulder] Uh, no. No problem here. Just gettin' warmed up, that's all.

What a man! Hercule, you are something else getting warmed up for battle like that! So that's how you do it! That's how you keep in such great shape!

[still stuck] You know me...always ready for action.

You know we can't keep filming...when we're torn into little pieces.

Yes, good point. What do ya say we get on out of here...our fans'll understand.

Maestro Satan, can we go with them?

Go if you want, but a true champion never runs from danger.

So you're going to stay here?

You bet. First I'll go to the hospital to fix my stomach of course. But then I'll return. Now, I am off to the doctor's so I can come back and win.

[about Cell and Gohan in their deadly clash] It's a trick! It's all a trick, I swear! Someday, I'll bring it all to light! I will!

I can't believe that you're still saying that!

So where is Cell? Did you see what happened to him?

Uh...oh...well...what if I said that...I defeated Cell singlehandedly! You believe me?

Hey, some o' the equipment's still running.

Wow, Hercule! You really are a great, great man!

You hid your strength right until the end. You sure know how to give people a good show.

So, is it true you really beat him?

Sure. Why wouldn't it be?

But, just how did you do it?

Well, piece o' cake really. I just got so irritated with the light shows and the tricks, I shouted "Hey! I've had enough o' your light shows and tricks" and I just walked over there to Cell and I gave 'im a good chop! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Yeah! Chop! Yeah!

[happy] Oh, Hercule.

But...then what...happened to the little boy and all his friends on the cliff?

Chop! Yeah...hmm...well, they all thanked me kindly and went home, of course.