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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too?

Well, I know it's strange...but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why.

Dude, you're hopeless.

If that's what you humans call love, count me out.

Time for bonus points.

Oh wow! There she is! How'd she get here?

Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!

Oh man...

No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother! Ha ha ha!

I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!

Uh...

If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken. I didn't ask for your help. [softer] But it was really nice of you.

It was...? You...you mean...you're not mad at me?

Not really...no.

Well then, would you like to come over and join us?

No thanks.

Aww man... [Android 18 dashes away]

Aha ha! Ha! Whoah, Krillin! You are so in there! That chick digs you man! I can tell!

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. But she's a woman dude! Oh man! Like I say, she's a girl and there's no tellin' but I think you have a chance. Stick close to my advice and you'll do just fine. After all Krillin, it's my specialty. Trust me. Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

There's no comparison.

I heard that. At least you're man enough to admit it, Piccolo. Fighting's relatively easy.

[to herself, after Gohan and Ox King sneak out of the window for a break] Honestly, escaping through the window. How juvenile can they get? It won't last. They'll come crawling back right around dinner time. Uh huh.

[after easily pummeling a Pteradactyl who was trying to steal his fish] Man, what a feisty old bird.

Yeah, what an unlucky bird. First he runs into the strongest guy in the world in the middle of nowhere and then he tries to take his fish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[about Hercule] I can't believe that guy. Taking all the credit for your hard work. It's despicable.

He is a cheat. But you know what, he's a really good actor.

Well, I'm not amused. Imagine that face on a cereal box.

Yeah man, I could see it now...Hercule puffs.

My...that is funny.

[to Bulma, about the androids] Nightmares never last, Mom. One day you wake up and they're gone.

A1Android 17

Hey, it's you.

Yeah, it's me. The name's Trunks. Look, it's over. It stops here.

A1Android 17

It does, huh? Trunks, don't you remember what happened last time? Nothing "stops here" except you.

Gosh, how rude. He is such an arrogant little punk. Man, that's it. I want him dead! It's a matter of principle.

A1Android 17

I don't mind. Consider it done. [whispering to Android 18] But look sis...we'll be blowing weeks worth of fun...comprende?

I don't care. I need this. I've been in a bad mood all day.

[while being easily pummeled by Trunks] I hate you!

You hate the fact that you're powerless to stop me. That you're completely outmatched. Well, imagine feeling the way you do now all of the time like the people of this planet do. Fools. How do you think my master Gohan felt when you ganged up on him in the rain and he had no way out? Well, now it's your turn. I hope you enjoy it!

[Trunks senses Cell behind him] Hm? Hey, mom...would you mind going inside now?

What? Inside? But why? [comical] Ah...where is she, Trunks? I know you...who has a new girlfriend? Aha ha...

Mom.

[serious] Huh? Trunks? [Bulma runs away]

Come on out, Cell. I know you're here.

Huh!?

You're so lame, sneakin' around like the boogeyman. What's your plan, Cell? To kill me and take my time machine to the past? You're having trouble finding the androids, huh? I bet you just long to absorb them.

What!? How do you know all this?

I read your palm, big guy. You have a short lifeline.

Grr...so, you're a joker, huh!? Well, I don't like your jokes. I subscribe to a different kind of amusement than you Earthlings.

Yeah, I know how you get your kicks, Cell. But it's not going to happen anymore and I'm going to see to that.

You shouldn't be throwing your life away like this. No one will know. Just let me leave.

There is someone watching. And laughing. A friend of mine that you killed in the past. He's someone I could never let down.

Don't worry. You'll be seeing your friend shortly.

We'll see about that.

Yes we will. You won't be alone. There's a long list. Now you too will be a part of me. That's right. I'm going to suck you up. Your energy will be refreshing. A nice treat to start off my journey in the time machine.

Enough, you freak!

Don't you shush me, you little punk!

You're overconfident, Cell.

There's no reason not to be. I've come across thousands like you.

Yes you have. But count me as the last!

KKKing Kai

Huh? What's wrong? [West Kai keeps staring at King Kai's halo] What? Stop staring!

Uh!

KKKing Kai

Ahh...!

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

KKKing Kai

Uh...what!?

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You really are dead!

KKKing Kai

Yeah, so what?

The North Kai is dead! Hee hee! After all your corny jokes, it's about time you were funny. Aha ha ha ha ha!

KKKing Kai

How dare you call my jokes corny, you little shrimp!?

Sorry to walk in on you guys like this. Listen, Pikkon. I need you to go straight to hell for me.

Yes, sir.

That's not very nice...

I didn't ask you for your assistance...

Yeah but I've already fought against both Cell and Frieza and you haven't, and unless you're something crazy, you're gonna need help.

It's sad. Even in death, you refuse to learn.

Ha ha ha!

It's Goku!

That's right, Frieza. I'm stopping you again!

Oh, but now the odds are stacked in my favor! Seven to one is good odds, wouldn't you say, boys? [The Ginyu Force appears behind Frieza and poses]

[The villains are behind bars in hell] This stinks.

They could at least let us take showers.

Does anybody want ta arm wrestle? [all the other villains tell Recoome to shut up]

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