Grand Kai quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Sorry to walk in on you guys like this. Listen, Pikkon. I need you to go straight to hell for me.

Yes, sir.

That's not very nice...

An Other World Tournament. I think that's just a killer idea, West Kai.

West Kai

Hah! Why, thank you sir.

And to make things excitin', I'll throw in a free private lesson to whomever brings home the gold, baby!

West Kai

You mean...the winner of the tournament...

...Gets a lesson...

...From you!?

Hey, that sure beats training for ten thousand years, doesn't it?

[to Goku] If I lose in a race against you, then I will approve your participation.

West Kai

There she goes again...

Indeed.

West Kai

We can't take her anywhere these days without her finding some excuse to go racing.

Lets see it. It's bound to be more interesting than watching you four bicker.

You both ran a very good race...but the winner is...

[thinking she has won] Oh, I knew it!

Myself!

What does that mean?

We all agree I got here first...and by the rules that means I win!

Yes, but...you didn't even tell me you were going to be a part of this race!

Well you didn't even bother to ask me! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[about fighting Pikkon] So, Goku...how do you feel?

I'm trembling. It's just indescribable.

West Kai

Trembling, huh? Well, of course you're scared...with you being a rookie and all.

No, I'm trembling...'cause I'm excited!

Heavens, Grand Kai. You must be very excited to be giving your private lessons to either of these wonderfully skilled fighters.

[to himself] Oh, darn. I did make that little promise, didn't I? I was hopin' they wouldn't remember.

We broke the rules so we lose. Hm.

But your fight rocked. So as a bonus, I'll allow both you and Pikkon to take my private lessons in two to three hundred years.

Two hundred years. Great! I'll be there!

[to himself] That'd give me just enough time to whip back into shape. I've been too much of a couch potato to keep up with those boys now.

Goku's bored. He needs a challenge. Why don't you train him?

What? Goku? Train...? In...in his current current condition...I'm not sure his...uh...body could withstand the art of Grand Kai.