Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

West Kai

You know, none of us have ever seen a dead Kai before.

Not ever.

And so now...we'll have a big party!

Leave me alone!

An Other World Tournament. I think that's just a killer idea, West Kai.

West Kai

Hah! Why, thank you sir.

And to make things excitin', I'll throw in a free private lesson to whomever brings home the gold, baby!

West Kai

You mean...the winner of the tournament...

...Gets a lesson...

...From you!?

Hey, that sure beats training for ten thousand years, doesn't it?

[to Goku] If I lose in a race against you, then I will approve your participation.

West Kai

There she goes again...

Indeed.

West Kai

We can't take her anywhere these days without her finding some excuse to go racing.

Lets see it. It's bound to be more interesting than watching you four bicker.

You both ran a very good race...but the winner is...

[thinking she has won] Oh, I knew it!

Myself!

What does that mean?

We all agree I got here first...and by the rules that means I win!

Yes, but...you didn't even tell me you were going to be a part of this race!

Well you didn't even bother to ask me! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The winner will receive bragging rights, a gold medal, and...a special private lesson from the Grand Kai!

Can't the winner get a good pastry or somethin' else instead? [East Kai smacks the contestant in the back of his head]

Don't you be silly!

West Kai

Hey, three of my fighters advanced. I'm incredible.

Yes, West Kai. Incredibly lucky.

West Kai

I dare you to say that again!

Lucky!

West Kai

Oh, your brain's slower than South Kai's fighters.

Guys, guys. Lets not argue. Lets make fun of East Kai. She only has one fighter!

Aha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha!

You think being bigger than me is funny, huh? [Froug enlarges his entire body to an enormous size] You stopped laughing. Guess it's not so funny when you're the small one.

Not so cocky now, are you? Once Arqua is underwater, he is absolutely unbeatable.

But...that's just not fair!

West Kai

Why? There's nothing in the rulebook against changing the ring into water.

There should be.

[Cheering for Olibu] Come on, Olibu!

West Kai

Hey! North Kai! Why don't you just save your breath and cheer for someone good! There's no way he can beat Pikkon!

What!? Just wait and see, you fast talking half-pint! Olibu's gonna beat Pikkon without even trying!

West Kai

Oh! Everyone look at North Kai! He's just told another corny joke and no one thinks it's funny!

[about fighting Pikkon] So, Goku...how do you feel?

I'm trembling. It's just indescribable.

West Kai

Trembling, huh? Well, of course you're scared...with you being a rookie and all.

No, I'm trembling...'cause I'm excited!

It's quite something. The darn newcomer has come this far.

Hmph. You know he won't make it through this bout.

No, there's something about his energy. He may be the first person from the North Quadrant to earn the Grand Kai's lesson.

You're dreaming.

He shows more strength with every fight. He's just playing with his opponents. [pause] I look forward to ending his game.

Wow. Maraikoh sure got his tail whooped. His coach must be a loser. Oh right, West Kai! He's from your Quadrant, huh?

West Kai

He threw the fight.

Grr...

West Kai

I told him to since it'd be kind of rude for both my fighters to be in the final round!

Wha...!

West Kai

That's right, blue boy! So you better get all that stupid victory dancing out o' your system because there's no way Goku's gonna beat my Pikkon!

Can't you ever lose a match without giving some lame excuse! Goku's going to win this tournament and that's final!

[to himself, about Goku, after watching Goku fight to finish eating his meat] He's either a fighting genius...or a total fool.

[after Pikkon throws down his heavy clothes] Okay, I get it. You wear this heavy stuff to help you train. I should introduce you sometime to my friend Piccolo.

Hm? Piccolo?

Yeah, he wears weighted training clothes too. You guys would get along great.