Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

[about Snake Way] Wow! It seems so long!

[giggling] Oh, we must have a psychic connection or something, because I say the same thing to myself every time I see it.

How long is it?

Well, they say it's over ten thousand miles, but nobody really knows for sure.

Ten thousand miles!? Has anyone ever made it to the end!?

Just one person. King Yemma. But he made that tremendous journey many many centuries ago.

Centuries ago...? Wow, if I had known Snake Way was this long, I would've packed a lunch or something.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about food. You've got a very long way to go. And believe you me, a lot more important things to worry about.

But, I don't wanna be a fighter. I wanna be an orthopedist when I grow up.

Piccolo

Hm, is that so? Well you still can, but first you have to help us defeat the Saiyans when they arrive. If we can't stop them, they'll wipe out everyone on Earth, then you won't turn out to be anything.

But I'm afraid.

Piccolo

You'll be far more afraid of me if you don't do exactly what I say!

No, I don't have anything. What about food, or a bed. What am I supposed to do out here all day? What about my homework?

Piccolo

I told you I wasn't going to go easy on you. You're on your own.

You can't leave me. That's cruel.

Piccolo

Hey, guess what? Sometimes kid, life is cruel, and don't you forget it.

These apples are sour. I miss my mom's cooking. I wanna eat a real dinner.

He said, "tell Master Roshi and the others not to wish me back with the dragonballs for one year."

So, Goku wants me to go down to Kame House.

Yup. He said he'll owe you one.

That boy already owes me plenty. But I suppose I'll do it this once.

Krillin

[to himself] Okay, now...here I go...uh...okay, now. Chi-Chi, you're not gonna believe this but...uh...Goku is gone and Gohan uh...well we sorta let Piccolo borrow him for a...well, for a while...and uh...he he he he...okay, how about this way...Chi-Chi, um, guess what? Goku's in Other World with Kami and Gohan...well, he's been kidnapped again.

I'm so excited to see Gohan. I can't wait. Heh he he he he he. You know, I haven't seen him in almost a year. He's probably all grown up by now. Heh he he he he.

Krillin

[to himself] Aw, man! How can I tell him he's gonna have to wait another year?

So, uh, how did she take it Krillin?

Krillin

Uh...I didn't tell her.

Eh....

No way! Seriously?

Krillin

Yup.

I can't believe you Krillin. So what have you been doing all this time?

Krillin

W...well, we started eating dinner, and it got late and...uh...they made me spend the night over there.

You are going to march right back over there and tell them what happened.

Krillin

No, anything but that.

Well, I can't blame you.

Why not? I just did.

[Bulma checks the scouter for Master Roshi's power level] This should tell us what your power level is. And it's...one hundred and thirty nine!?

One thirty nine, huh? That seems a little low to me.

No, I'm sure it's a good rating, considering you're an old man.

I don't know which hurts worse...the lousy power rating or the commentary that goes with it.

Krillin

Hey, check mine out! I'd love to know what my power level is!

Alright. You've got it. [Bulma checks the scouter for Krillin's power level] Two o six. Not bad.

Krillin

Oh wow! Hear that Master Roshi? My power level's higher than yours!

Eh...that proves it. The gizmo's busted.

Krillin

Oh...ya think...?

I know a way to find out. Ah. [Bulma checks the scouter for Turtle's power level] Alright Turtle, put up your dukes. I'm gonna check the calibration on this thing. Power level point zero zero one. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, Roshi. I'd say it's pretty accurate.

Krillin

Oh yeah!

I'll be...

Ah, cheer up. You're still stronger than me.

Come on! Open up! I don't have all day you know!

Krillin

Now what kind of visitor could possibly be so rude?

It's me.

Krillin

Huh...oh yeah...I remember you...you're uh...what's your name?

You know I'm Yajirobe you near-sighted q-ball head.

Krillin

So uh...did Korin send you?

"Hey, look at me. I'm know-it-all Korin." That's the guy. And he wants you ta bring Yamcha, and Ten-somebody and uh...Chiao-whatever...

Krillin

Oh. You mean Tien and Chiaotzu.

Not me?

Yeah, like I said...get all those guys and bring 'em to Korin Tower. I'm training with you too.

Krillin

What? No way!?

Yeah, crazy huh? I told Korin I'm not fightin' any stupid aliens and he went through the roof. I thought he was gonna kill me. He's serious.

Piccolo

Now, I guess you'll need some new clothes and a sword would help. Now, You can't say I never gave you anything kid. [Piccolo makes clothes appear on Gohan's unconscious body] The clothes are like your dad's, but the symbols show you're from my camp. Alright, I've already done more for you than I intended. I don't have time to babysit you anymore. I have my own training to do. But if you can survive for six months on your own, you'll see me again. And that's when you'll learn the art of fighting the hard way...I'll teach you everything. That's right. You'll learn to be just like me. Heh.

Who are you? What do you want?

I'm...uh...my name is Gohan sir.

Well, Gohan, keep your voice down. What are you trying to do, bury us under tons of sand?

You're going to have to learn how to take care of yourself. Now stop bothering me. Now, put me back in standby mode and leave. I've already wasted too much power dealing with you and your problems.

Wake up! Wake up! Please help me!

What? What? What is it this time?

There's a scorpion!

But this is a cave. Caves have scorpions.

But I'm scared.

They also have snakes and bats and spiders. Now stop being such a baby and put me back into standby.