Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Piccolo, are you alright? [sees his arm ripped] Ah!
Don't worry about it. It's not as bad as it looks. I'm not out of this fight yet.
[after he burns off Piccolo's arm with a blast] Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, excuse me! Has anyone seen my arm? Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You can't miss it! It's green! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[about his Special Beam Cannon] Well, the truth is, its untested. I've never tried it against an opponent. I was hoping to save it for a special occasion. It's the attack I planned to use to defeat you.
I see. And now you're using it to help me. You must be terribly disappointed.
No. This'll be a good test. And if it works, I'll be using it on you next.
Heh heh. Figures.
You know, that wasn't actually intended to be funny.
Why are they laughing? Planning something clever, no doubt.
[after the armor pad is pierced] My that was quite an impressive little trick. Look how easy it pierced my armor. It's lucky for me that your aim needs some work.
Yes, Goku, with pleasure. I see you had a surprise attack after all, you sly dog. Now, hold him tight, this is the last time I can do this.
Kakarot, please tell me you're not going through with this. I am your brother.
[after Raditz tricks Goku] You've always been way too trusting Goku.
Just say "uncle!" Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Uncle! Ha ha ha ha. [to Piccolo] Just look at that fool! Why so blue, green man? Is it because you're powerless to help your friend, or 'cause you're just plain ugly!?
[checks his scouter] What!? Hey, kid! What happened to all that power you had!?
W...what power?
Bah! Play dumb if you want! You'll pay, all the same!
Daddy! Help!
Leave him alone!
Ah ha! [Raditz smacks Gohan away]
Gohan!? Gohan....huh!? Please, don't hurt him. He's just a boy.
Yes, he's just a little boy, that's true. But he's very strong. And he has a power level even higher than yours little brother. And if he ever learned to control it, it would be very bad for us! Heh...so, you could see, I have no choice! He must die! Now!
No, wait. You can't.
[to himself] You are the first Saiyan to ever damage me like this my nephew. You are a true warrior who was worthy of being a Saiyan. And so, I will give you a death that is also worthy of a Saiyan.
[to himself] How could that little brat's attack weaken me so much!? [to Goku] Kakarot, you're a fool! How do you expect to dodge that beam and hold me at the same time?
You're right! I can't! We'll both go!
What!? That's insane! You'll be killed. Is that what you want?
If its the only way for me to beat you!
Hold on Goku, I'm almost ready! [to himself] So, you're going to sacrifice yourself? Goku...how very noble of you. And how convenient for me. Then again, even if I do kill you, it's only a matter of time before your friends wish you back with the dragonballs...too bad.
[while breathing hard and coughing up blood on the ground] Kakarot. How could he? It makes no sense. The fool. Now we're both dead.
No, you die alone. Goku won't be gone for long. I'm guessing his friends will see to it he's back within the week.
What? That's impossible. Tell me...how?
Heh, gladly. On this planet, we have something that we call the dragonballs. When all seven balls are gathered together, they have the power to grant any wish, and that includes bringing the dead back to life. So, you see, it's Goku who will have the last laugh.
Ha ha ha ha ha. No. I'm afraid you're wrong green man. This device on my face, it's...it's also a transmitter. My Saiyan comrades heard every single word.
Huh?
The two of them. Now they'll come. I know they will. [coughs up a lot of blood] They will. I know they will. And once they arrive, you'll be powerless to stop them. There's nothing you could do. They'll seek out these dragonballs and they'll destroy everything in their path. You, and every living thing on this planet will be wiped out. They'll destroy you all. Heh he he.
[also dying] When? When will they come? How long will it take them to get here?
One year. The funny thing is...aha ha ha ha ha...they're much stronger than me.
Stronger? One year? Oh no.
So enjoy this little victory of your today, it means...it means nothing. You're as good as dead!
Grrr....
Aha ha ha. I only hope I'm back in time to see it happen.
Grrr....
Don't look so upset. We can't all have the last laugh. Aha ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha!
Grrrrr...... [Piccolo raises his hand to finish off Raditz]
Grrr...Raditz stinks.
He's a complete disgrace. Hmph. How could he let himself be beaten by men with such low fighting power?
I don't know. Maybe we should go teach those Earthlings a lesson.
A waste of time. Then again, I am curious.
Ah. Are you thinking about what Raditz said?
Heh he he he he he he he. Exactly. Those dragonballs caught my interest. Just think of the possibilities Nappa. If we can get our hands on those seven dragonballs, then we can wish for anything we want. Anything at all. Wouldn't you say that's worth making a little trip?
You kiddin'? Yeah, lets go! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Once we force Kakarot's friends to tell us how to find the dragonballs, we'll eliminate them, along with anyone else who tries to stand in our way.
And then we can wish Raditz back to life.
No, that would be a wasted wish. Raditz was a weakling and a fool. Any Saiyan who could be defeated so easily doesn't deserve to live.
Hmmm....
Actually, Nappa, I have something far more grand in mind. Now tell me, how does the idea of eternal life sound to you?
What? Living forever? That sounds great! Yeah, and if we can't die, that means no one'll ever be able to defeat us. So what the heck would we need Raditz for?
Yes. What for, indeed. We'll be the greatest fighters in the universe. And we will ascend to our rightful place among the Saiyan warriors of legend.
Do you mean...
That's right Nappa. That's exactly what I mean. We will become Super Saiyans.
Now I definitely like the sound of that.
[about a scouter] I'll reprogram it too. I think I can get it to display numbers in our own language.
Wow, Bulma. You're a genius!
Don't worry, I know.
Before you leave, I have a request to make. This'll sound strange but try to put your emotions aside. I want Goku's son to come with me for special training.
What?
No way! You can't fool me mister! Special training...!
Grrr...
You just wanna gobble him up!
I do not!
Then tell us why.
Earlier today, this boy showed signs that he might be the most powerful person on this planet. I think I can teach him to control his power, so he can use it to help us defend the Earth when the other Saiyans arrive.
Hmm...
It is a long shot. He might still be too young, we'll see.
Yeah. He's probably too young.
Right. I wouldn't chance it if I were you...aha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hmm...at any rate, I'd say you'd have to ask the boy's mother.
I'm not asking! I'm telling!
Eh!?
Ah?!
Look, nothing else matters right now except beating the other Saiyans in one year! The boy's in good hands. [Piccolo takes Gohan] Aha ha ha. When you wish Goku back, tell him he can look forward to seeing his son one year from now, I'll do what I can with this pampered kid. Hopefully, our work will bare fruit. Remember, tell him one year. [Piccolo leaves with Gohan]
I never was a good babysitter.
Now we're done for. So who's gonna tell Chi-Chi?
Yes, I could tell right away from your cool suit. Oh, you Kung Fu guys are so buff. I mean like macho-supremo. You might even have a chance of making it to King Kai's. But, tell me, do you think a guy like me could learn Kung Fu? I mean, I've always wanted to, I just don't know.
Well, sure. It's not Kung Fu though, it's the Kame-Sennin style of martial arts.
Ah...
Hey, so what's this King Kai like? Have you met him?
Who me? I'm flattered you think that. No, I haven't met King Kai and I don't know of anyone who has, except for King Yemma.
Wow! And I get to meet him, for real?
Well, maybe...
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