“The Strangest Robot” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Who are you? What do you want?

Gohan

I'm...uh...my name is Gohan sir.

Well, Gohan, keep your voice down. What are you trying to do, bury us under tons of sand?

You're going to have to learn how to take care of yourself. Now stop bothering me. Now, put me back in standby mode and leave. I've already wasted too much power dealing with you and your problems.

Gohan

Wake up! Wake up! Please help me!

What? What? What is it this time?

Gohan

There's a scorpion!

But this is a cave. Caves have scorpions.

Gohan

But I'm scared.

They also have snakes and bats and spiders. Now stop being such a baby and put me back into standby.

Gohan

Me again. Do you have anything to eat?

Oh, yes. Being a robot, I always keep plenty of food lying around. What do you think?

Gohan

Hungry...

You can always make yourself a nice snake and scorpion sandwich. Now for the last time, put me back in standby mode and just stop bothering me.

[The robot is shutting down] Come now Gohan. That won't do any good.

Gohan

Don't go.

Remember what I told you Gohan. You have to learn to take care of yourself. Be strong.

Gohan

[while crying] Please!

No more standby mode. It's time to shut down. Time to shut down. [the robot shuts down]

Gohan

Uh! Mister robot!? Wake up! Come on, wake up! Please don't leave me! Let me help you the same way you helped me! You can't go! Please! Mister robot!