Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Me again. Do you have anything to eat?
Oh, yes. Being a robot, I always keep plenty of food lying around. What do you think?
Hungry...
You can always make yourself a nice snake and scorpion sandwich. Now for the last time, put me back in standby mode and just stop bothering me.
[The robot is shutting down] Come now Gohan. That won't do any good.
Don't go.
Remember what I told you Gohan. You have to learn to take care of yourself. Be strong.
[while crying] Please!
No more standby mode. It's time to shut down. Time to shut down. [the robot shuts down]
Uh! Mister robot!? Wake up! Come on, wake up! Please don't leave me! Let me help you the same way you helped me! You can't go! Please! Mister robot!
Aren't you nervous about winning the game?
What's there to be nervous about? This is too easy. Seems like every time I step up to the play, I hit a home run.
Yeah, but that's a good thing, isn't it?
I'm a fighter Puar, I'm not a...ball player.
Don't talk like that! Fighting doesn't pay the rent Yamcha! You have to make money somehow.
Man, being a jerk just comes so natural to you.
Yeah, well, I'd say I owe all my training in that department to you Bulma.
Krillin, if you need some help against those Saiyans, let me know.
Wait a second. That's what I came to talk to you about. I do need you. Korin wants us all to report to him for special training.
For real Krillin?
Uhuh...uhuh.
Well, I'm not gonna bow down to those Saiyan jerks! We've got Piccolo on our side and Goku's gonna be back even stronger than before.
That's true.
And besides, it's not every day you get a chance to be trained by Korin himself.
In any case, those sorry Saiyans are gonna have their hands full, I'll make sure o' that.
Wow. Now you're talkin' Yamcha.
Oh great. She still likes him. Bummer.
[to Nappa] You'll be glad to know your cell doesn't have any rats. The prisoners ate 'em all. Aha ha ha ha.
[to Vegeta] Remind me to get that guy okay?
I'm suffering from royal boredom.
Sire, earlier today we captured two aliens. They're in the dungeon now.
Aliens? Have the guards bring them to the arena immediately. Maybe they can provide some entertainment fit for a king.
Don't put yourselves out. We're already here.
What's the meaning of this!? Why don't these prisoners have an armed escort in my chamber?
I don't know sire, no orders were ever sent to the dungeon.
Your guards met with an unfortunate accident.
[to Arlian King] Come on, your heinous-ness. Bring on the cricket brigade of yours. We're ready.
[to his monster] Yedi, destroy these creatures. They're bad. Very very bad.
We're bad?
Well, a little.
Well that thing back there said we were heroes.
Being a hero is highly overrated.
Grr...too bad. I guess that was a big waste of time then. Grr...
[Launch has invited Tien and Chiaotzu to eat] Whoah Tien, look!
You made all this yourself?
What are you, crazy? I hired a bunch o' cooks to do all the work. These guys are the best in the business and they only use the freshest ingredients, right?! [The crowd of cooks gets afraid of Launch]
All this food must've cost a lot.
Don't worry about it. I just happened to come into a lot o' dough lately.
Well, why don't you put your strength to good use and come work with me. You'll get rich. Just think. With your brawn and my brains, we could pull off some major bank heists. It would be so easy, in no time we'd be living like royalty for sure. 'Cause money does buy happiness. You with me?
Tien, lets eat. I'm starving.
Now that's a good boy! You go ahead and start eatin'. You gotta keep your strength up.
Thank you.
Look Tien. Robbin' banks is the way to go. It's so exciting when you take control. You fire one shot in the air and everybody scatters like mice. So, come on, what do ya say you and I give it a shot? We could be great.
Chiaotzu, lets go. [Tien leaves]
How come?
Doesn't he know it's an offer he can't refuse!?
There you are! And you know I been lookin' for ya! You won't get away from me!
Uh...?
Huh?!
Now I want you two ta quit goofin' around and get over here right now!
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