Chiaotzu quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Here's a thought. Why don't you stay here and train with us Chiaotzu.

Huh? Stay with you?

Sure. You could stay here and train with all of us.

Oolong

Train? Heh! Come on, admit it! The only reason you want him to stay is so he'll cook for ya!

That's ridiculous! I...I just thought it would be nice if he-

Oolong

Nice if he cooked for you!

That's not true!

Yamcha

Man, fifty channels and nothing. What's this world coming to?

How can you guys watch TV? I can't stop thinking about Tien and the others.

Well, when Goku's your husband and Gohan's your son, you can either let it all go or worry yourself to death. So...I'm trying to let it all go.

I thought you were just being heartless.

Can anyone he wants enter the competition?

Trunks

He'll take on anyone who challenges him. And he expects to have a battle with each of us...one by one.

Of course. You know what he's trying to do. I do. His plan is to eliminate the competition once and for all.

Yamcha

Well, I kind o' like the idea of another martial arts tournament. I mean, hey. I think I'll dominate.

Yeah! Let's get 'im!

Yamcha

Yeah!

Oolong

Just make sure you don't get another hand through your stomach.

But why would Cell host a tournament?

Yamcha

Yeah, why? I mean if he wants to rule the world, why is he wasting time with this competition?

Trunks

Cell doesn't want to rule the world. He wants to destroy it.

Yamcha

Uh...?

Huh?

Trunks

The androids have never been interested in power. It's just that they find pleasure in causing fear and chaos. And Cell's no different. He's using this stupid tournament as a way to spread fear.

So there. Gohan will have to start his studies right when he gets back and he will not be joining up with your little gang!

Krillin

Our gang?

What gang?

Hey, can I join? Heh heh.