Master Roshi quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Now wasn't there a martial arts tournament a long time ago?

That's correct. Ah yes. I believe I'll explain since I once won the tournament myself.

What? Master Roshi? I never knew you won it.

Oolong

Oh, you just had to get him started.

So there. Gohan will have to start his studies right when he gets back and he will not be joining up with your little gang!

Krillin

Our gang?

What gang?

Hey, can I join? Heh heh.

[Chi-Chi sees Gohan and Goku as Super Saiyans] But what happened? Where is my sweet little Gohan?

I'm right here, mom.

Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Babe, you crack me up.

Calm down. Calm down.

Aah! [to Gohan] What happened to your beautiful black hair? Who gave you permission to dye it? [pulling on Gohan's hair]

It's not dyed. It's just...

[crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!

No, it's not like that.

Yamcha

[the Dragon Ball is in a lake] Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!

What kind of lame excuse is that!? Just take them off and go in your underwear!

Yamcha

Heh heh heh. See uh...that poses a problem. Uh...I'm not wearing any. Heh...

Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... [to Master Roshi] What about you!?

Aheh aheh...I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.

The men are scared.

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Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now...so no.

Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!

Yamcha

Okay, now do you remember the spell to release him? You know all the words?

Of course. I'm not gonna pull a Frieza and screw it up, Yamcha!

Bulma...I think Frieza failed because he wore too many clothes.

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Fusion-uhh!

I tell ya...it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?

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I even dreamed about it last night. Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King.

Krillin

So...uh...if you could fuse together with somebody and it could be anyone in the world, who would it be? Now, I mean...hypothetically...

Gosh, that's a tough one, but I think I'd pick your old girlfriend, Maron.

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Right on! Bald and beautiful! So deadly!

[after Goten and Trunks botch the fusion and fuse into a deformed version of Gotenks] He's my age!

Krillin

No, older.