Hercule Satan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

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[after allowing Hercule to win the match so he can pay her double the prize money later] Good match. I'll be paying your house a little visit tomorrow. If you don't pay, I'm going to kill you, champ.

Yes...I uh...the champ understands.

Hey, maniac! I'm afraid I can't allow you to move another inch! Your crimespree will end at my glorious fists. You've come head to head with the champion of the world, big guy!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey! Why are you laughing?

Majin Buu

This candy made from people good! Try some! You eat!

Oh, of course. Human candy is some of my favorite stuff in the world.

Wait. Where are you going?

Majin Buu

Buu kill more people now.

Uh!?

Majin Buu

You want kill people too?

I'm really more of a chef than a fighter.

Uh...why do you fly around...uh...you know, killin' people...and destroyin' all our cities?

Majin Buu

Buu was told to.

Who told you that?

Majin Buu

Bibidi told Buu to kill people...Babidi said to destroy.

You know, you don't have to listen to them.

Majin Buu

Buu not know what else Buu can do.

Doesn't this generation know how to plan? My goodness. Do I have to do everything?

[Screaming] WHAT! M-M-M-MY SWEET LITTLE VIDEL IS DEAD?! [Hercule and Bee whimper]. My poor Videl. How could Buu do that to her? Darn him. He was my friend. [Starts crying].

[Unusually jumps to Gohan and starts floating. Unusual, because he can't fly.] What's wrong with you? Why didn't you protect my little girl, huh? What kind of boyfriend are you, huh, pal?

I wasn't there.

Hey, don't worry sir, she'll come back to life. [He means by use of the dragon balls.]

Huh? [Jumps towards Goten and starts shaking him. Goten starts to blabber and chuckle due to the tickling of the shaking]. What are you talking about? She's dead, you little imp! How are you gonna bring her back to life? [Hercule doesn't know about the dragon balls, go figure.]

[Still being shaken and chuckling].

[Misunderstands and thinks Goten's chuckling because he was joking about Videl coming back. Still shaking him.] No joking around! This is my daughter we're talking about.

[Finally not being shaken or chuckling anymore, but annoyed.] I'm not joking!

[about Super Buu] Look, I don't wanna fight 'im!

Dende

Well, that's good, because no sane person would. But we're gonna do it anyway.

Dende

That's no ordinary old man. He's a Kai.

He does look a little strange. A Kai? What's that? Some sort o' purple leprechaun?

Dende

No. The Kais are the illustrious overseers of the universe. Each Kai protects one of the quadrants. But these two, they're actually Supreme Kais. No one in the whole universe has more authority than them.

Really? Hmm...uh... I've got a question then. If these two are so great and powerful, why don't they stop Majin Buu.

Eh?

Uh?

Dende

Uh...

They saved this nut? My word.

Hey, they have pointy ears, too. And I'm thinkin' you must be one of them, kid.

Dende

Eh...

Hey!

Dende

Uh?

Yeah, now I get it. Aha ha ha! This is all a dream! Aha ha ha! Just a silly old dream! Of course, of course. Now it all makes sense. First of all, there couldn't be somebody who's stronger than me, the undisputed Martial Arts Champion of the World! Ha, ha ha! Secondly, pink monsters like Buu don't exist and neither do purple people with pointy ears, now do they?! And, there's no such thing as little green men that guard the Earth from evil!

Dende

But, sir...

And how absurd is this? Look at all those moons! [Hercule starts running to the edge of a mountain]

Dende

Hey, wait! Where are you going?

I'm gonna fly away. It's my dream and I can do whatever I want. [Hercule reaches the edge] Hey! Yo! Majin Buu! I don't care if this is a dream! No one hurts my daughter, Videl, or the Earth! Do ya got that, pal! I'm comin' for you, you pink stink! Prepare to die!

Dende

Uh...

Oh...yeah...oh...okay... [Hercule jumps off the cliff] Aah! [Hercule hits the ground] Oh, the...the pain...oh... How can it hurt so bad if this is a dream? Uh....

You can't pay for entertainment like this.

[after Vegeta tells Hercule to take more energy from the Earthlings, although they might die as a result of losing too much energy] Oh, please forgive me. But I can't. I can't. It would destroy me.

Vegeta

What do you mean?

I've been a shameless fake my whole life. But they believed me. They loved me. So if I turn my back on them now, what will it make me?

Vegeta

Grr...

Not even I could sink that low. It would be worse than death to betray them like that.

[about Majin Buu] He fought that Evil Buu with all he had.

Vegeta

Oh, right! And what if he's not all gone!? What if he blows his stack again and produces another killing machine!? What then!?

Well, I don't know.

Vegeta

Well, I do! It would mean the end of the world! You might be willing to take that gamble! But I'm not!

So, then guardians aren't forbidden to attend parties?

Dende

If they are, it's a bit late now.

I think I'm gonna go take a nap.

Majin Buu

A nap? You no watch fight?

Ah... who cares? Goku's gonna win. Then, he'll go to the finals and face the great Majin Buu. And, after that, the reigning champ, that'd be me, is gonna step in and beat the winner in the title fight.