Kibitokai quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to Elder Kai] I'm sorry, but I've been dreading Majin Buu for so long. And now, seeing his defeat, it's a relief I can't describe!

But, as with most harmonious times, a period of disharmony was soon to follow.

I, too, would've perished on that day like all of the others. I didn't stand a chance against Majin Buu. I was staring death in the face.

Wait. I'm not sure what the Dragon Balls are, but I'm a Kai. My instantaneous movement is not limited by distance. I can go anywhere I want, see?

Dende

That's no ordinary old man. He's a Kai.

He does look a little strange. A Kai? What's that? Some sort o' purple leprechaun?

Dende

No. The Kais are the illustrious overseers of the universe. Each Kai protects one of the quadrants. But these two, they're actually Supreme Kais. No one in the whole universe has more authority than them.

Really? Hmm...uh... I've got a question then. If these two are so great and powerful, why don't they stop Majin Buu.

Eh?

Uh?

Dende

Uh...

They saved this nut? My word.

Hey, they have pointy ears, too. And I'm thinkin' you must be one of them, kid.

Dende

Eh...

Hey!

Dende

Uh?

Yeah, now I get it. Aha ha ha! This is all a dream! Aha ha ha! Just a silly old dream! Of course, of course. Now it all makes sense. First of all, there couldn't be somebody who's stronger than me, the undisputed Martial Arts Champion of the World! Ha, ha ha! Secondly, pink monsters like Buu don't exist and neither do purple people with pointy ears, now do they?! And, there's no such thing as little green men that guard the Earth from evil!

Dende

But, sir...

And how absurd is this? Look at all those moons! [Hercule starts running to the edge of a mountain]

Dende

Hey, wait! Where are you going?

I'm gonna fly away. It's my dream and I can do whatever I want. [Hercule reaches the edge] Hey! Yo! Majin Buu! I don't care if this is a dream! No one hurts my daughter, Videl, or the Earth! Do ya got that, pal! I'm comin' for you, you pink stink! Prepare to die!

Dende

Uh...

Oh...yeah...oh...okay... [Hercule jumps off the cliff] Aah! [Hercule hits the ground] Oh, the...the pain...oh... How can it hurt so bad if this is a dream? Uh....

You can't pay for entertainment like this.

[about Hercule and Bee] Oh no! What have we done? We forgot to bring that other man and his dog with us when we left!

That poor dog.

So the Evil Buu spit the Good Buu out like a piece of used up chewing gum. That means he'll attack Mister Satan now. But I guess it doesn't really matter at this point.

I don't know. He has a few serious character flaws, that's for sure. But as fate would have it, he's the last human alive. You see? The sole survivor.