Goten quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after posing in the Great Saiyaman outfit] Well, what did you think?

Yeah! That was awesome. It sounded even better than the superheroes on TV. Can I be a superhero too?

I think one superhero's enough for now.

Gohan...

Hm?

What's my dad like?

He's like an angel, Goten.

What's an angel like?

I don't know. I just know that when they're around, you feel happy inside.

[while training for the upcoming martial arts tournament] Goten? Where'd you go? I guess I went too fast for the little guy. [hears Goten laughing] Hey, Goten! Where are you?

[Goten is being licked by a baby dinosaur] Over here! I'm being attacked by a wild dinosaur! Please help me! Gohan, come over here and meet my new friend. He reminds me of Icarus. Hey! [the baby dinosaur pounces on Goten and continues to lick him] Gohan, help me! It tickles! Please! [laughs]

[thinking] Look at him. So simple and happy. Mom says that Dad was like that when he was a boy. Crazy little kid. [shouting] Hey, Goten! I'm gonna get started! I'll see you in a little bit! [flies off]

[after Goten fools around with a huge dinosaur] Do you know how mad mom would've been if I went home for dinner and I told her you were dead?

Yes, sorry. Gosh.

You're a Super Saiyan!?

I am? Is that bad?

Oh...not another monster in the family!

What's a matter Goten? Did mom give you a hard time when you transformed?

Yeah, she said never do it again. I guess it's a bad thing because she called me a monster.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't worry about it too much. You're the best little monster I know!

[after Videl says her house has over fifty rooms in it] And you're planning to marry this girl?

Hey! So, does this mean that Videl's gonna be my new sister?

I have no idea what you guys are talking about!

Trunks

What you buyin' with the money?

Aha ha ha. Toys, I guess.

Trunks

You're such a toddler.

What about you?

Trunks

I'm not sure what I'm gonna buy.

Yeah, I guess when your family's the richest in the world, there aren't many toys that you don't have.

Trunks

Just to let you know, I am going to win. Understood?

Yeah. I'm goin' for the win too.

Trunks

[after Trunks wins and Goten complains] Come on, don't be mad at me. I'll tell you what. You can have three of my toys. You pick 'em.

What!? Really? Cool! I get to pick. Wow. I know which ones, too. Thank you, Trunks.

Tear him apart Trunks. You can do it.

[afraid] Quiet there kid. Watch your mouth. Lets not encourage him too much, okay?

Trunks

[about Hercule] That old guy's a clown, isn't he?

No! Clowns are funny!

Trunks

[while they are disguised as Mighty Mask and are fighting Android 18] I'll tell you what! If you land a kick, I'll buy you an extra toy or something with the prize money.

Oh, really! Alright!

Vegeta

Trunks, you are my only son and yet I haven't held you once since you were a baby, have I? Come here, son.

Trunks

Dad, what's wrong? [Vegeta hugs Trunks] Ah, this is embarrassing. Dad, come on. Cut it out.

Vegeta

Trunks, there's something you must know. You've made me proud, my son. [Vegeta swipes Trunks' neck, knocking him out in order to prevent him from attacking Buu]

Uh!? What did you do to him!? Why'd you do that!? What's wrong with you!? Why did you do that to Trunks? You might've killed him. Why? Are you crazy? Why? Why did you do it? Tell me! Why did you do that to Trunks? You're his dad! Dads aren't supposed to do bad things to their sons. Why did you hit him!? Why did you hurt him like that? Why? Why? [Vegeta punches Goten in the gut, also knocking him out] Uh...

Trunks

Goten! What are you doing!? This is no time to be stuffing your face!

Hold on Trunks. Please be quiet till I finish my meal.

Trunks

Grr...

You were the one that said it was bad manners to talk when a person was eating, remember?